Professional Dog Food Taster
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โฑ๏ธ 4:45 duration
๐ ID: 15347085
๐ Lyrics
He was a professional dog food taster,
but no one would believe him.
People thought he might be a spy,
but in reality he was quite boring.
He'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
He was a professional,
h- strums wrong chord
Oh that was the wrong chord.
Oh where is it?
That's weird, played that a few times.
Oh its there, and I went there.
Oof, my bad. starts playing again
He worked his way up the dog food chain.
He was a professional;
he worked so hard, he never found the time for friends,
he never socialised.
He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job
people thought he told them lies.
Nobody would believe,
he was a professional dog food taster,
But no one would believe him.
People thought he might be a spy,
but in reality he was quite boring.
He'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
He was a professional;
one day across the bar he caught the eye
of a girl he thought he recognised.
When he asked her what she did for work,
well the answer came as a very big surprise.
It was hard to believe...
She was a professional dog food taster,
and she totally believed him.
People thought she might be a spy,
but in reality she was quite boring.
She'd worked for all the major companies.
She'd worked her way up the dog food chain.
She was a professional.
They fell in love, and love was all they ever wanted.
They're the same.
No one could believe.
They bought a big house in the country,
for the kids,
and then they opened their own dog food factory.
They were bo-
(SPOKEN): Shall I, shall we end it in the style of Status Quo? Let's do it.
They were both professional dog food tasters,
but no one would believe them.
People thought they might be a spy,
but in reality they were quite boring.
They'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
They were b-haha
(SPOKEN): I said it was a silly, it's a silly...
I played that to a very serious producer man,
and d'you know what he said?
I was basically just testing his boundaries and sense of humour,
and was like:
"I've got this song, it's about my feelings and stuff,
and then I've - I've also got this,
which I think you should listen to with a single in mind."
And I got to the end, and he was like:
"D'you know what? That is a massive hit."
He said it, and I believe him.
Uh, my favourite version of that,
I did this once, I think it's capoed here...
It's think it's here.
But it works very well in the style of Kermit the Frog, just so you know.
(imitating Kermit the Frog):
He was a professional dog food taster,
but no one would believe him.
People thought he might be a spy,
but in reality he was quite boring.
He'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
but no one would believe him.
People thought he might be a spy,
but in reality he was quite boring.
He'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
He was a professional,
h- strums wrong chord
Oh that was the wrong chord.
Oh where is it?
That's weird, played that a few times.
Oh its there, and I went there.
Oof, my bad. starts playing again
He worked his way up the dog food chain.
He was a professional;
he worked so hard, he never found the time for friends,
he never socialised.
He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job
people thought he told them lies.
Nobody would believe,
he was a professional dog food taster,
But no one would believe him.
People thought he might be a spy,
but in reality he was quite boring.
He'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
He was a professional;
one day across the bar he caught the eye
of a girl he thought he recognised.
When he asked her what she did for work,
well the answer came as a very big surprise.
It was hard to believe...
She was a professional dog food taster,
and she totally believed him.
People thought she might be a spy,
but in reality she was quite boring.
She'd worked for all the major companies.
She'd worked her way up the dog food chain.
She was a professional.
They fell in love, and love was all they ever wanted.
They're the same.
No one could believe.
They bought a big house in the country,
for the kids,
and then they opened their own dog food factory.
They were bo-
(SPOKEN): Shall I, shall we end it in the style of Status Quo? Let's do it.
They were both professional dog food tasters,
but no one would believe them.
People thought they might be a spy,
but in reality they were quite boring.
They'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
They were b-haha
(SPOKEN): I said it was a silly, it's a silly...
I played that to a very serious producer man,
and d'you know what he said?
I was basically just testing his boundaries and sense of humour,
and was like:
"I've got this song, it's about my feelings and stuff,
and then I've - I've also got this,
which I think you should listen to with a single in mind."
And I got to the end, and he was like:
"D'you know what? That is a massive hit."
He said it, and I believe him.
Uh, my favourite version of that,
I did this once, I think it's capoed here...
It's think it's here.
But it works very well in the style of Kermit the Frog, just so you know.
(imitating Kermit the Frog):
He was a professional dog food taster,
but no one would believe him.
People thought he might be a spy,
but in reality he was quite boring.
He'd worked for all the major companies.
He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.43] He was a professional dog food taster,
[00:06.92] but no one would believe him.
[00:09.64] People thought he might be a spy,
[00:11.50] but in reality he was quite boring.
[00:15.18] He'd worked for all the major companies.
[00:22.27] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[00:27.62] He was a professional,
[00:29.43] h- strums wrong chord
[00:31.12] Oh that was the wrong chord.
[00:32.01] Oh where is it?
[00:33.89] That's weird, played that a few times.
[00:35.61] Oh its there, and I went there.
[00:38.14] Oof, my bad. starts playing again
[00:44.17] He worked his way up the dog food chain.
[00:49.55] He was a professional;
[00:51.32] he worked so hard, he never found the time for friends,
[00:55.92] he never socialised.
[01:00.48] He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job
[01:05.09] people thought he told them lies.
[01:08.60] Nobody would believe,
[01:13.13] he was a professional dog food taster,
[01:16.87] But no one would believe him.
[01:19.56] People thought he might be a spy,
[01:21.39] but in reality he was quite boring.
[01:25.02] He'd worked for all the major companies.
[01:30.98] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[01:37.38] He was a professional;
[01:39.16] one day across the bar he caught the eye
[01:42.73] of a girl he thought he recognised.
[01:47.33] When he asked her what she did for work,
[01:50.94] well the answer came as a very big surprise.
[01:56.37] It was hard to believe...
[02:04.55] She was a professional dog food taster,
[02:08.29] and she totally believed him.
[02:10.98] People thought she might be a spy,
[02:12.73] but in reality she was quite boring.
[02:16.37] She'd worked for all the major companies.
[02:21.80] She'd worked her way up the dog food chain.
[02:28.18] She was a professional.
[02:30.08] They fell in love, and love was all they ever wanted.
[02:35.41] They're the same.
[02:37.37] No one could believe.
[02:41.80] They bought a big house in the country,
[02:45.55] for the kids,
[02:47.34] and then they opened their own dog food factory.
[02:57.35] They were bo-
[03:00.07] (SPOKEN): Shall I, shall we end it in the style of Status Quo? Let's do it.
[03:02.77] They were both professional dog food tasters,
[03:06.44] but no one would believe them.
[03:10.07] People thought they might be a spy,
[03:11.87] but in reality they were quite boring.
[03:15.48] They'd worked for all the major companies.
[03:21.83] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[03:27.33] They were b-haha
[03:32.08] (SPOKEN): I said it was a silly, it's a silly...
[03:37.56] I played that to a very serious producer man,
[03:40.22] and d'you know what he said?
[03:42.97] I was basically just testing his boundaries and sense of humour,
[03:45.32] and was like:
[03:46.26] "I've got this song, it's about my feelings and stuff,
[03:49.90] and then I've - I've also got this,
[03:51.77] which I think you should listen to with a single in mind."
[03:54.43] And I got to the end, and he was like:
[03:56.26] "D'you know what? That is a massive hit."
[03:59.06] He said it, and I believe him.
[04:06.21] Uh, my favourite version of that,
[04:09.09] I did this once, I think it's capoed here...
[04:12.63] It's think it's here.
[04:13.52] But it works very well in the style of Kermit the Frog, just so you know.
[04:18.08] (imitating Kermit the Frog):
[04:19.83] He was a professional dog food taster,
[04:23.54] but no one would believe him.
[04:26.24] People thought he might be a spy,
[04:28.03] but in reality he was quite boring.
[04:30.89] He'd worked for all the major companies.
[04:34.49] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[04:41.00]
[00:06.92] but no one would believe him.
[00:09.64] People thought he might be a spy,
[00:11.50] but in reality he was quite boring.
[00:15.18] He'd worked for all the major companies.
[00:22.27] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[00:27.62] He was a professional,
[00:29.43] h- strums wrong chord
[00:31.12] Oh that was the wrong chord.
[00:32.01] Oh where is it?
[00:33.89] That's weird, played that a few times.
[00:35.61] Oh its there, and I went there.
[00:38.14] Oof, my bad. starts playing again
[00:44.17] He worked his way up the dog food chain.
[00:49.55] He was a professional;
[00:51.32] he worked so hard, he never found the time for friends,
[00:55.92] he never socialised.
[01:00.48] He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job
[01:05.09] people thought he told them lies.
[01:08.60] Nobody would believe,
[01:13.13] he was a professional dog food taster,
[01:16.87] But no one would believe him.
[01:19.56] People thought he might be a spy,
[01:21.39] but in reality he was quite boring.
[01:25.02] He'd worked for all the major companies.
[01:30.98] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[01:37.38] He was a professional;
[01:39.16] one day across the bar he caught the eye
[01:42.73] of a girl he thought he recognised.
[01:47.33] When he asked her what she did for work,
[01:50.94] well the answer came as a very big surprise.
[01:56.37] It was hard to believe...
[02:04.55] She was a professional dog food taster,
[02:08.29] and she totally believed him.
[02:10.98] People thought she might be a spy,
[02:12.73] but in reality she was quite boring.
[02:16.37] She'd worked for all the major companies.
[02:21.80] She'd worked her way up the dog food chain.
[02:28.18] She was a professional.
[02:30.08] They fell in love, and love was all they ever wanted.
[02:35.41] They're the same.
[02:37.37] No one could believe.
[02:41.80] They bought a big house in the country,
[02:45.55] for the kids,
[02:47.34] and then they opened their own dog food factory.
[02:57.35] They were bo-
[03:00.07] (SPOKEN): Shall I, shall we end it in the style of Status Quo? Let's do it.
[03:02.77] They were both professional dog food tasters,
[03:06.44] but no one would believe them.
[03:10.07] People thought they might be a spy,
[03:11.87] but in reality they were quite boring.
[03:15.48] They'd worked for all the major companies.
[03:21.83] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[03:27.33] They were b-haha
[03:32.08] (SPOKEN): I said it was a silly, it's a silly...
[03:37.56] I played that to a very serious producer man,
[03:40.22] and d'you know what he said?
[03:42.97] I was basically just testing his boundaries and sense of humour,
[03:45.32] and was like:
[03:46.26] "I've got this song, it's about my feelings and stuff,
[03:49.90] and then I've - I've also got this,
[03:51.77] which I think you should listen to with a single in mind."
[03:54.43] And I got to the end, and he was like:
[03:56.26] "D'you know what? That is a massive hit."
[03:59.06] He said it, and I believe him.
[04:06.21] Uh, my favourite version of that,
[04:09.09] I did this once, I think it's capoed here...
[04:12.63] It's think it's here.
[04:13.52] But it works very well in the style of Kermit the Frog, just so you know.
[04:18.08] (imitating Kermit the Frog):
[04:19.83] He was a professional dog food taster,
[04:23.54] but no one would believe him.
[04:26.24] People thought he might be a spy,
[04:28.03] but in reality he was quite boring.
[04:30.89] He'd worked for all the major companies.
[04:34.49] He'd worked his way up the dog food chain.
[04:41.00]