Dear Santa

I plan on waiting for jolly Saint-Nick
To tell him to his face that I think he's a dick
For keeping me out of his yuletide plans
I'll stangle the fucker with both of my hands
And while he's convulsing and gasping for air
I'll stomp on his balls and keep pulling his hair

Singing na na na Merry Christmas
Na na Merry Christmas

When Ms.Claus will have seen what I've done
I'll punch out the bitch, fill her ass full of cum
Then when she's crying and asking me why
I'll yell "fuck you bitch" and "I hope that you die"

Singing na na na Merry Christmas
Na na Merry Christmas

Come on everybody

Singing na na na Merry Christmas
Na na Merry Christmas

Fuck you