I'll Be Damned

Don't give me no bible
To put my face in
Because I'll eat the pages up
Just to clear an indigestion

Cause I gave the word a shot
And then the devil brought me pot
And the two of us
Really hit it off

Don't tell me it's vital
To know the son of Mary
I Don't need no soul revival
I think I'd rather just be buried

They say the end is coming soon
But then again, it's only noon
And none of us
Have really much to lose

Ooh, I'll be damned
Ooh, I'll be damned

Seems every preacher
Is just some business ambassador
Combs his hair like a greaser
And pisses dogma out a catheter

They always say they know it well
To heed their words or go to hell
But none of it
Is ringing any bells

Ooh, I'll be damned
Ooh, I'll be damned
Ooh