Raise the Hell

Give me an inch, I'll take a mile
Give me a wink, you'll get a smile
Give me two-for-one till 2 AM
You can find me there with two in each hand
Give me a song, I'll turn it up (up, up!)
Give me a strong one in my cup
Give me a shot, I'll take the bottle
So look away if you're lookin' for a role model

'Cause I raise the hell out of Friday night
Get drunk and dancing under neon lights
I make them fall in love, and then I leave
Momma and daddy tried all their life
To raise me up good, to raise me right
Into the man they always wanted me to be
But they just couldn't raise the hell out of me

Give me a highway, I'm a Ferrari
Give me a driveway, I'll make it a party
If you want to go drink for drink I'm willing and able
But you're gonna end up under the table

'Cause I raise the hell out of Saturday night
I've had one too many one too many times
I've woken up in places I've never seen
Momma and daddy tried all their life
To raise me up good, to raise me right
Into the man they always wanted me to be
But they just couldn't raise the hell out of me

Everything in moderation, yeah that's what they keep sayin'
Thanks for the warning
Everything in moderation, yeah that's what they keep sayin'
Thanks for the warning, but hell, that just sounds boring

So I raise the hell out of Friday night
Get drunk and dancing under neon lights
I make them fall in love, and then I leave
Then I raise the hell out of Saturday night
I've had one too many one too many times
I've woken up in places I've never seen
Momma and daddy tried all their life
To raise me up good, to raise me right
Into the man they always wanted me to be
But they just couldn't raise the hell out of me
Yeah, yeah, out of me
Aw hell