Christmas With My Dog

[00:14.38] It's so cold outside
[00:16.37] I don't just mean the weather
[00:18.67] You people make me want to
[00:20.38] Stay inside my house forever
[00:23.36] But there's no one that
[00:24.92] I'd rather spend the season with
[00:27.41] My four-legged ride or die
[00:29.45] The only one that made my list
[00:32.54] Don't expect me under your tree
[00:37.18] This is where I'll be
[00:39.95] You can find me watching the yule log
[00:43.29] With whiskey in my egg nog
[00:45.62] I'm staying home, but I'm not alone
[00:47.88] This year I'm spending Christmas with my dog
[00:59.33] Ho-ho-ho-holy shit, you make me sick
[01:01.48] I think I'll save myself the time
[01:03.95] I can do without the stress
[01:06.03] I'm trying not to lose my mind
[01:08.97] And it's been snowing for
[01:10.67] About a couple days straight
[01:12.95] My dog and me, we both agree
[01:15.06] To stay inside this Christmas day
[01:18.36] Don't expect me under your tree
[01:22.85] This is where I'll be
[01:25.66] You can find me watching the yule log
[01:28.92] With whiskey in my egg nog
[01:31.39] I'm staying home, but I'm not alone
[01:33.53] This year I'm spending Christmas with my dog
[01:37.65] Don't come down my chimney
[01:39.74] Unless you bring more PBR
[01:42.18] Don't call or ring my doorbell
[01:44.23] I won't hear it over my guitar
[01:46.52] Clark Griswold, Jack & Sally, Buddy, and John McClane
[01:51.14] Here with my canine friend
[01:53.20] No better holiday
[02:09.68] Don't expect me under your tree
[02:14.27] This is where I'll be
[02:17.22] You can find me watching the yule log
[02:20.33] With whiskey in my egg nog
[02:22.63] I'm staying home, but I'm not alone
[02:24.91] This year I'm spending Christmas with my dog
[02:31.09] Christmas with my dog
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