The Ballad Of Andy

I've been a debt collector
The stories I could tell
Turn your whites to black
Make your heart strings swell

My life's been to hell and back
Should have turned to Jack
God has a major plan
He should let me in

My names Andy
How you doing
Keep on rocking and a rolling
No more rack and ruin

My wife left me screwing
Playing games with a woman
Accused me of abuse
No road left to choose

Been to the courts
Banged up in the docks
What did I do to
Deserve this ruse

My old man passed
My life is such a gas
Give me a strong beer
And I'll tell all my truths