Dumb Blonde

I should have tried it when we were friends
cos you were much more vulnerable then
I was alone in a pool of hormones
waiting for the change to end

You had the gift of eternal youth
as well as being unfeasibly cute
I was concerned you were getting burned
when we could all see the truth

You're just a dumb blonde
but one of which I'm pretty fucking fond
you belonged to me for a moment
now the moment's gone

To think that we could have settled down
in some romantic dormitory town
it was awkward I was moving backward
when everyone else was moving on

I'll have to learn to accept my fate
in this anaemic, anonymous place
she admits that it's not the ritz
but it's better than the comfort in

You're just a dumb blonde
but one of which I'm pretty fucking fond
you belonged to me for a moment
now the moment's gone

I must admit that I shed a tear
when I heard you cancelled your holiday here
I was all set I had changed the bed
and I was waiting for my cheques to clear