Merry Christmas Allah

Christmas treats have all been baked
The fridge is stocked with booze
But I still have one wish to make
A big Noël to you

Merry Christmas Allah
We're far apart, that's true
But that can change if we can arrange
Some mistletoe for you

Christmas lights on my street
I wish you could see
But Mecca's so far away
I would serve the family lamb instead of Christmas ham
Just to make things okay

Still I wish you'd get into Christmas
(Merry Christmas Allah)
Have some eggnog too
Why not pick up a little Christmas tree and buy your wives some new shoes?

My big desire - a worldwide cease-fire
'Cause Santa's up in his sleigh
And we wish you Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas Allah)
Happy Ramadan too
Just one more wish on this Christmas Eve
Peace on Earth would do
And take this fruitcake too