Uber Driver

Come on, right
That's right, feel that shit
Unh, right
Come on, Daddy
Join in on this motherfucker
Would you?
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah
So, let's go
My Uber driver smells bad
Uber driver smells bad
Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
Yeah A smelly Uber driver
Yeah, that's right, Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
Got a smelly Uber driver
He got a free water
If you want a drink drink
You know, what else he got
He got a stink stink
Uber driver smells bad
God damn, what the fuck?
Got a smelly Uber driver (Yeah)
Uber driver smells bad
Right when I got inside
I was like, "Uh-oh"
This Honda Civic smells
Just like a butthole
Uber driver smells bad
What the fuck now? Come on
Got a smelly Uber driver
Locked window
Uber driver smells bad
He rock the Google Maps
He rock the window tint
One thing he doesn't rock
Is that deodorant
God damn, Speed Stick that shit, Uber driver smells bad
What the fuck? Come on, Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
I need the iPhone charged
I pass the cord back
And when you take a bath
Scrub the nutsack
Scrub your nutsack, Common courtesy
This shit got germs
I can't believe the smell
In these Uber cars
Oh, wait, I shit my pants
I'll give him five stars
Damn, Give him five stars
Turns out the smell was me
Better give him five stars