Okay MUM

Don't put your elbows on the table
Don't eat with your mouth open
Don't talk when you've got a mouthful
When you're eating with your mother

You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well okay mum
Well okay mum
Well okay mum

Go and tidy your room
While you're there give it a vacuum
Put you're washing away
And make sure it's folded

You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well okay mum
Well okay mum
Well okay mum

Hey mum
I'm really hungry
Is there anything that maybe I could eat
Well, David, if you're really that hungry
You can have a piece of fruit
Fuck that!

You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well okay mum
Well okay mum
Well okay mum
Not a fucking drama