Jerk
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โฑ๏ธ 4:10 duration
๐ ID: 15568624
๐ Lyrics
I am into showbiz, I am a road manager
D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her
Touring can be boring, but not for me
You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:
I fuck with the support band, I remember when
We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"
I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope
I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"
Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
If I only had the guts I'd tell 'm: go to hell!
Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
To go and get a girl that we all can screw
You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite
And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit
I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away
I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
And when my conscience knocks on the door
I bury myself in horse as a cure
And a prostitute, then I shoot some more
I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her
Touring can be boring, but not for me
You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:
I fuck with the support band, I remember when
We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"
I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope
I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"
Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
If I only had the guts I'd tell 'm: go to hell!
Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
To go and get a girl that we all can screw
You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite
And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit
I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away
I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
And when my conscience knocks on the door
I bury myself in horse as a cure
And a prostitute, then I shoot some more
I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:19.74] I am into showbiz, I am a road manager
[00:21.84] D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her
[00:24.38] Touring can be boring, but not for me
[00:26.84] You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:
[00:29.41] I fuck with the support band, I remember when
[00:31.67] We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"
[00:33.92] I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope
[00:36.32] I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"
[00:49.34] Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
[00:51.76] The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
[00:54.17] The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
[00:56.69] If I only had the guts I'd tell 'm: go to hell!
[00:58.98] Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
[01:01.32] To go and get a girl that we all can screw
[01:03.72] You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite
[01:06.18] And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit
[01:12.18] I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
[01:16.81] I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
[01:21.51] I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
[01:25.96] I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
[01:43.03] An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away
[01:45.06] I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
[01:47.32] And when my conscience knocks on the door
[01:50.05] I bury myself in horse as a cure
[01:52.55] And a prostitute, then I shoot some more
[01:54.58] I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
[02:00.57] I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
[02:05.46] I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
[02:10.37] I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
[02:26.16]
[00:21.84] D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her
[00:24.38] Touring can be boring, but not for me
[00:26.84] You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:
[00:29.41] I fuck with the support band, I remember when
[00:31.67] We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"
[00:33.92] I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dope
[00:36.32] I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"
[00:49.34] Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
[00:51.76] The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
[00:54.17] The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
[00:56.69] If I only had the guts I'd tell 'm: go to hell!
[00:58.98] Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
[01:01.32] To go and get a girl that we all can screw
[01:03.72] You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite
[01:06.18] And my wife and kids don't know hippo-shit
[01:12.18] I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
[01:16.81] I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
[01:21.51] I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
[01:25.96] I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
[01:43.03] An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away
[01:45.06] I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
[01:47.32] And when my conscience knocks on the door
[01:50.05] I bury myself in horse as a cure
[01:52.55] And a prostitute, then I shoot some more
[01:54.58] I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
[02:00.57] I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do
[02:05.46] I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
[02:10.37] I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
[02:26.16]