Electric Love

All right! Let's show these people that if it ain't
man-on-elephant love, it ain't worth singin' about!

(clears throat) Attention, everyone,
we have a very special treat for you.
It's a musical re-imagine-actenment of the very
uplifting story of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant!

They say Thomas Edison, he's the man to get us
Into this century, and that man is me

They'll say "Aw, Topsy!" at my autopsy
And no one could be, more shocked than me

But I never noticed the curve of her trunk

And I never noticed his electric junk

We might just have found
Electric love
Electric love
Electric love

Electric love
[(Choir:]First he wanted to kill her
off, now they've found an electric love)
Electric love
(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Fits like a glove

This is what really happened, people! THIS MAN, THOMAS EDISON,
SENTENCED TOPSY, THAT BEAUTIFUL ELEPHANT,
TO DIE BY ELECTROCUTION!!! HA HA HA HA!!

Uh-oh.

HERE'S YOUR HERO, DINKLER! HIT IT!!!

Is that you, Louise?

HIT IT!!!

I've been down here so long.
What's it like out there?
Are people still the same with their funny ways?

TEDDY, HIT IT!!!!

Oh, right, the thing we're doin'.

(electricity crackles, Tina hyperventilates)

Oh!

TINA!!!

TINA!!!

Tina?
(dramatic music)

I'm okay.

Oh, thank God!

Oh! Oh, God!

Oof!

I thought we weren't doing the death scene,
but I saw the sparks and went with it. Was I convincing?

Yes. Very.

Oh my God! I almost electrocuted my sister! I've become Edison.
Oh, you wish! So he electrocuted animals,
so what?! As if everyone here's so perfect! (sobs)

Coulda asked me to sing, but whatever. I coulda sung it.

Louise, is there something you wanna say to your sister?

Tina, I'm really sorry I wanted to kill you.
I got carried away with the Dinkler thing.
Which worked out pretty well,
but still, I shouldn't have almost killed you.

It's okay. This is how Topsy would've
wanted it. But with more trampling people.

And, Gene, I'm sorry to you, too. Your song was really good.

I know. And without a single fart
sound. OH MY GOD, I FORGOT THE FART SOUNDS!!

Electric love
Electric love
Electric love

Electric love
[(Choir:]First he wanted to kill her
off, now they've found an electric love)
Electric love
(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Fits like a glove