Alternative Facts

Your boyfriend ask 'Have you been cheating?'
Give em alternative facts (Give em
alternative facts)
The cops pulling you over 'Sir, have you been
drinking?'
Give em alternative facts (Give em
alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good
Bro, delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now lets go
Ay I love alternative facts
Ay he love alternative facts
Ay she love alternative facts
Ay we love alternative facts

Donald Trump's an honorable guy
Kanye's so modest and shy
That's a couple alternative facts
So we can all be honest and lie
I use em all the time for my benefit
I tell true fibs, I'm not a hypocrite
So I can never be caught in a lie
Even with a women I'm solid cause I
Knew this thot Liza, excellent cockrider with a
twat like a hot geyser
Gave me tapping in my moms Chrysler
She was hot as a bonfire
Only problem I did not like her
So I had to lie to her
With the lies I'm nicer than Sean Spicer
So if you get caught with another dude
Your man burst into the room
And see a brother nude
You've got alternative facts so what the fuck
is a proof?
Look him dead in the eye and tell another
truth

Your boyfriend ask 'Have you been cheating?'
Give em alternative facts (Give em
alternative facts)
The cops pulling you over 'Sir, have you been
drinking?'
Give em alternative facts (Give em
alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good
Bro, delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now lets go
Ay I love alternative facts
Ay he love alternative facts
Ay she love alternative facts
Ay we love alternative facts

You gotta learn to relax
You gotta learn to act like this conservatives
act
Like Kellyanne Conway she got alternative
facts
She lies so well she should learn how to rap
Cuz in this era she would murder it
Culture I'm not concerned with it
Hip hop is alive cuz these wack rappers
presevin it
That's the kind of fact in the science class
That teaches Galileo said the earth is flat as
Black Chyna's ass
That's alternative truth no reversing it
You got the urge to get away with false
verbiage
Lies for the truth that's what you try to pass
That's King Mufasa tell what you're lying at
It's just I'm in here dropping classics like
gum bottom Reeboks
I've got another alternative fact before the
beat stops
Raindrops, droptops
I'm glad Slaughterhouse album ain't Detox

Your boyfriend ask 'Have you been cheating?'
Give em alternative facts (Give em
alternative facts)
The cops pulling you over 'Sir, have you been
drinking?'
Give em alternative facts (Give em
alternative facts)
Your resume ain't looking good
Bro, delete it
And use alternative facts
You got a lie you wanna keep a secret
Just use alternative facts
Now lets go
Ay I love alternative facts
Ay he love alternative facts
Ay she love alternative facts
Ay we love alternative facts