28 Butts

[00:10.02] It's a typical day in the universe
[00:12.04] Another MC spits a puny verse
[00:14.08] I try to get through my day without saying a curse
[00:17.04] Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k)
[00:20.08] I try to improve my vocabulary
[00:21.04] I try to cut out eating meat and dairy
[00:23.04] I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy
[00:25.09] Cause I lost my innocence
[00:27.09] I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time
[00:30.05] Cause I know Jesus was a rock star
[00:33.04] And it was Elvis who turned water into wine
[00:35.01] I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo
[00:38.03] I wanna own a llama
[00:40.06] I want less drama in my life
[00:42.05] I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife
[00:44.05] I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[00:47.00] I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney
[00:49.06] Another bottle of whiskey
[00:51.00] Has been emptied
[00:52.09] I know you wouldn't put it past me
[00:54.06] I really know how to party
[00:55.08] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[00:57.07] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[01:00.02] Keeping myself company
[01:02.02] I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack
[01:04.07] It was really kinda like an addiction
[01:06.06] Non-fiction
[01:07.04] Just reading my days and nights away
[01:09.06] I used to pray to a funny little fat man
[01:11.01] Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause
[01:14.06] Saint Nick never brought shit
[01:16.08] And there I go cursing again
[01:18.06] I'm my only friend and I'm definitely my very worst enemy
[01:22.05] It kinda triggers a memory
[01:24.03] Let's bring it back to 83 when I
[01:26.04] Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds
[01:29.00] Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy
[01:31.08] I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up
[01:33.04] I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine
[01:35.09] I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[01:37.03] I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney
[01:39.08] Another bottle of whiskey
[01:41.01] Has been emptied
[01:42.06] I know you wouldn't put it past me
[01:44.05] I really know how to party
[01:45.06] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[01:48.02] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[01:50.05] Keeping myself company
[01:52.03] Hey Mama are you proud of me
[02:11.02] I applied for a job at MickeyD's
[02:13.04] I gotta do something with my life
[02:15.00] Because my idle time is eating me
[02:17.00] Like I'm a super-sized french fry
[02:19.01] Drenched in ketchup
[02:21.02] Frying over patch-up
[02:22.03] But I know I taste better than that
[02:24.09] Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat
[02:26.08] I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[02:28.07] I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney
[02:30.05] Another bottle of whiskey
[02:32.00] Has been emptied
[02:33.03] I know you wouldn't put it past me
[02:35.04] I really know how to party
[02:36.06] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[02:39.09] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[02:42.08] Keeping myself company
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