Bumma Sanger

The doctor told me not to go outside
He told me I could get sick and die
Perhaps
My lungs will collapse
And god gave the germs their dominion
You gotta wonder what he was thinking
(But that) that's that

And this was supposed to be a summer banger
But now it's just another bummer sanga
How you going with the cabin fever? (Great)
Are you feeling like some pain relief?
Ah, the bad news channel's on a fucking roll
I'm feeling useless as a missing remote
Control is an optic illusion

I know, I woke up in my sunnies, man
I cleaned the gutters in my underpants

Auld Lang Syne

Hey, sit back, forget your holiday
I'm stuck indoors awaiting further orders, hey
They usually work me like a borrowed nag
But leisure panic's got me on the bags

(Relax) And chuck the TV on
(Relax) Until my mind is gone
(Kick back) Yeah, relax

I had a séance, tried to channel Churchill
When the TV aired this weird commercial
Are you sorry now that travel's over? (Yeah)
Can't go nowhere 'cause of border closures? (Nope)
For a fee within the reach of mortals
Take a trip into the Astro Portal
There's a beach near Alpha Centauri

Where the interstellar Jetset meet
The best cantina in the galaxy

Why waste time?
Why waste time?

Under the starlight your troubles seem
To melt while Zodiac playboys flash gamma ray eyes
Say hi!!
"I'll buy you a drink" thinks a telepathic Pakicetus
Shape shifting sweethearts, slow dance through the sky

Two shots of moon shine
Delphinus lime
Candy argonite
Poured over Ice Nine, it tastes sublime
You should move here soon

Why waste time?
Why waste time?
Glad you asked

My credit's in a hole
I'm on the fucking dole
I'm getting low on C.R.E.A.M
I've joined the State Surf Team
I'll chuck the TV on
Until my mind is gone
Relax

(Relax) And that's just how it is
(Relax) There's no point getting in a tizz
(Kick back) All's love in war and fair
(Relax) And no one's going anywhere
(Relax) And no one's going anywhere
(Kick back) Not going anywhere
(Relax) Nobody going anywhere
(Get slack)
(Relax)
(Relax)
(Kick back)
(Relax)