Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues
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Well, I saw it advertised one day
That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and family, bring the whole kids', yippee
Well, I run right down and bought a ticket
To this thing called the Bear Mountain Picnic
Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had nothin' to do with picnics
Didn't come close to a mountain, I hate bears
Took the wife and kids down to the pier
There were six thousand people there
Everybody had a ticket for the trip
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big ship
Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier"
Well, we all got on and what do you think
That big old boat started to sink
More people kept a-pilin' on
That old ship was a-goin' down
Funny way to start a picnic
Well, I soon lost track of my kids and wife
So many people I never saw in my life
That old ship was sinkin' down in the water
There were six thousand people tryin' to kill each other
Dogs a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me runnin'
Maybe we just better call off the picnic
I got shoved down and pushed around
All I remember was a moanin' sound
Don't remember one thing more
All I remember's walkin' up on a shore
My arms and legs were broken
My feet was splintered, my head was cracked
I couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I didn't know where I was
I was bald, quite lucky to be alive though
Well, feelin' like I just climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my picnic basket
Took the wife and kids and started home
Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'
Now, I don't care just what you do
If you wanna have a picnic, that's up to you
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic spirit
Stay in my kitchen, have picnics
See I got picnic in my bathroom
Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do for money
There's a brand new gimmick every day
Just to take somebody's money away
I think we oughta take some of these people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic
That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and family, bring the whole kids', yippee
Well, I run right down and bought a ticket
To this thing called the Bear Mountain Picnic
Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
It had nothin' to do with picnics
Didn't come close to a mountain, I hate bears
Took the wife and kids down to the pier
There were six thousand people there
Everybody had a ticket for the trip
"Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big ship
Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier"
Well, we all got on and what do you think
That big old boat started to sink
More people kept a-pilin' on
That old ship was a-goin' down
Funny way to start a picnic
Well, I soon lost track of my kids and wife
So many people I never saw in my life
That old ship was sinkin' down in the water
There were six thousand people tryin' to kill each other
Dogs a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
Cops a-comin', me runnin'
Maybe we just better call off the picnic
I got shoved down and pushed around
All I remember was a moanin' sound
Don't remember one thing more
All I remember's walkin' up on a shore
My arms and legs were broken
My feet was splintered, my head was cracked
I couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel
Couldn't see, I didn't know where I was
I was bald, quite lucky to be alive though
Well, feelin' like I just climbed outta my casket
I grabbed back hold of my picnic basket
Took the wife and kids and started home
Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'
Now, I don't care just what you do
If you wanna have a picnic, that's up to you
But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna hear it
'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic spirit
Stay in my kitchen, have picnics
See I got picnic in my bathroom
Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do for money
There's a brand new gimmick every day
Just to take somebody's money away
I think we oughta take some of these people
Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.13] Well, I saw it advertised one day
[00:09.41] That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
[00:11.82] 'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a ship
[00:15.83] Bring the wife and family, bring the whole kids', yippee
[00:28.54] Well, I run right down and bought a ticket
[00:31.15] To this thing called the Bear Mountain Picnic
[00:33.11] Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
[00:37.16] It had nothin' to do with picnics
[00:39.59] Didn't come close to a mountain, I hate bears
[00:49.87] Took the wife and kids down to the pier
[00:52.20] There were six thousand people there
[00:54.18] Everybody had a ticket for the trip
[00:55.86] "Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big ship
[01:00.88] Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier"
[01:10.24] Well, we all got on and what do you think
[01:12.22] That big old boat started to sink
[01:14.93] More people kept a-pilin' on
[01:15.98] That old ship was a-goin' down
[01:21.58] Funny way to start a picnic
[01:28.24] Well, I soon lost track of my kids and wife
[01:30.36] So many people I never saw in my life
[01:32.26] That old ship was sinkin' down in the water
[01:35.25] There were six thousand people tryin' to kill each other
[01:38.91] Dogs a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
[01:41.66] Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
[01:45.91] Cops a-comin', me runnin'
[01:49.57] Maybe we just better call off the picnic
[01:59.24] I got shoved down and pushed around
[02:01.38] All I remember was a moanin' sound
[02:03.51] Don't remember one thing more
[02:05.24] All I remember's walkin' up on a shore
[02:09.93] My arms and legs were broken
[02:12.22] My feet was splintered, my head was cracked
[02:14.96] I couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel
[02:18.96] Couldn't see, I didn't know where I was
[02:23.25] I was bald, quite lucky to be alive though
[02:35.92] Well, feelin' like I just climbed outta my casket
[02:38.58] I grabbed back hold of my picnic basket
[02:42.93] Took the wife and kids and started home
[02:45.20] Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'
[02:49.13] Now, I don't care just what you do
[02:51.13] If you wanna have a picnic, that's up to you
[02:53.18] But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna hear it
[02:55.60] 'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic spirit
[03:00.21] Stay in my kitchen, have picnics
[03:02.82] See I got picnic in my bathroom
[03:10.22] Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
[03:12.22] What some people are gonna do for money
[03:14.20] There's a brand new gimmick every day
[03:16.29] Just to take somebody's money away
[03:21.26] I think we oughta take some of these people
[03:24.26] Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic
[03:28.95]
[00:09.41] That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
[00:11.82] 'Come along and take a trip, we'll bring you up there on a ship
[00:15.83] Bring the wife and family, bring the whole kids', yippee
[00:28.54] Well, I run right down and bought a ticket
[00:31.15] To this thing called the Bear Mountain Picnic
[00:33.11] Little did I realize, I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise
[00:37.16] It had nothin' to do with picnics
[00:39.59] Didn't come close to a mountain, I hate bears
[00:49.87] Took the wife and kids down to the pier
[00:52.20] There were six thousand people there
[00:54.18] Everybody had a ticket for the trip
[00:55.86] "Oh well", I said, "It's a pretty big ship
[01:00.88] Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier"
[01:10.24] Well, we all got on and what do you think
[01:12.22] That big old boat started to sink
[01:14.93] More people kept a-pilin' on
[01:15.98] That old ship was a-goin' down
[01:21.58] Funny way to start a picnic
[01:28.24] Well, I soon lost track of my kids and wife
[01:30.36] So many people I never saw in my life
[01:32.26] That old ship was sinkin' down in the water
[01:35.25] There were six thousand people tryin' to kill each other
[01:38.91] Dogs a-barkin', cats a-screamin',
[01:41.66] Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'
[01:45.91] Cops a-comin', me runnin'
[01:49.57] Maybe we just better call off the picnic
[01:59.24] I got shoved down and pushed around
[02:01.38] All I remember was a moanin' sound
[02:03.51] Don't remember one thing more
[02:05.24] All I remember's walkin' up on a shore
[02:09.93] My arms and legs were broken
[02:12.22] My feet was splintered, my head was cracked
[02:14.96] I couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel
[02:18.96] Couldn't see, I didn't know where I was
[02:23.25] I was bald, quite lucky to be alive though
[02:35.92] Well, feelin' like I just climbed outta my casket
[02:38.58] I grabbed back hold of my picnic basket
[02:42.93] Took the wife and kids and started home
[02:45.20] Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'
[02:49.13] Now, I don't care just what you do
[02:51.13] If you wanna have a picnic, that's up to you
[02:53.18] But don't tell me about it, I don't wanna hear it
[02:55.60] 'Cause see, I just lost all my picnic spirit
[03:00.21] Stay in my kitchen, have picnics
[03:02.82] See I got picnic in my bathroom
[03:10.22] Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
[03:12.22] What some people are gonna do for money
[03:14.20] There's a brand new gimmick every day
[03:16.29] Just to take somebody's money away
[03:21.26] I think we oughta take some of these people
[03:24.26] Put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic
[03:28.95]