Romance Is Boring
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โฑ๏ธ 2:32 duration
๐ ID: 15780156
๐ Lyrics
Darling, I'm with St Bernard's
And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
And if they die then it is on my head
They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
Start as you mean to continue
Complacent and self-involved
You're trying not to be nervous
If you were trying at all
I will wake, I will bake phallic cake
Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
It's the way of living that I espouse
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
We are two ships that pass in the night!
You and I, we are nothing alike!
I am a pleasure cruise! You are gone out to trawl!
Return nets empty, nothing at all!
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
And if they die then it is on my head
They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
Start as you mean to continue
Complacent and self-involved
You're trying not to be nervous
If you were trying at all
I will wake, I will bake phallic cake
Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
It's the way of living that I espouse
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
We are two ships that pass in the night!
You and I, we are nothing alike!
I am a pleasure cruise! You are gone out to trawl!
Return nets empty, nothing at all!
You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
We're proving to each other that romance is boring
Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.32] Darling, I'm with St Bernard's
[00:10.27] And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
[00:14.02] And if they die then it is on my head
[00:17.54] They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed
[00:21.92] You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
[00:25.84] We're proving to each other that romance is boring
[00:29.61] Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
[00:33.15] Prove to each other that romance is boring
[00:36.94]
[00:46.39] Start as you mean to continue
[00:49.00] Complacent and self-involved
[00:51.08] You're trying not to be nervous
[00:54.08] If you were trying at all
[00:55.75] I will wake, I will bake phallic cake
[00:58.35] Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
[01:02.19] But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
[01:05.94] It's the way of living that I espouse
[01:10.01] You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
[01:13.60] We're proving to each other that romance is boring
[01:17.76] Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
[01:21.23] Prove to each other that romance is boring
[01:24.77]
[01:58.52] We are two ships that pass in the night!
[02:01.94] You and I, we are nothing alike!
[02:05.48] I am a pleasure cruise! You are gone out to trawl!
[02:08.74] Return nets empty, nothing at all!
[02:11.69] You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
[02:15.44] We're proving to each other that romance is boring
[02:19.34] Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
[02:23.20] Prove to each other that romance is boring
[02:26.79]
[00:10.27] And we are scouring the Alps and the Andes
[00:14.02] And if they die then it is on my head
[00:17.54] They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed
[00:21.92] You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
[00:25.84] We're proving to each other that romance is boring
[00:29.61] Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
[00:33.15] Prove to each other that romance is boring
[00:36.94]
[00:46.39] Start as you mean to continue
[00:49.00] Complacent and self-involved
[00:51.08] You're trying not to be nervous
[00:54.08] If you were trying at all
[00:55.75] I will wake, I will bake phallic cake
[00:58.35] Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse
[01:02.19] But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterised
[01:05.94] It's the way of living that I espouse
[01:10.01] You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
[01:13.60] We're proving to each other that romance is boring
[01:17.76] Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
[01:21.23] Prove to each other that romance is boring
[01:24.77]
[01:58.52] We are two ships that pass in the night!
[02:01.94] You and I, we are nothing alike!
[02:05.48] I am a pleasure cruise! You are gone out to trawl!
[02:08.74] Return nets empty, nothing at all!
[02:11.69] You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning
[02:15.44] We're proving to each other that romance is boring
[02:19.34] Sure, there are things I could do if I was half prepared to
[02:23.20] Prove to each other that romance is boring
[02:26.79]