Personality Goes A Long Way
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โฑ๏ธ 1:02 duration
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๐ Lyrics
You want some bacon?
No, man, I don't eat pork.
Are you Jewish?
No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
To disregard its own feces.
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
I don't eat dog either.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality,
He would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
Than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
No, man, I don't eat pork.
Are you Jewish?
No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
To disregard its own feces.
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
I don't eat dog either.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality,
He would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
Than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.93] You want some bacon?
[00:02.94] No, man, I don't eat pork.
[00:04.34] Are you Jewish?
[00:05.92] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
[00:07.77] Why not?
[00:09.48] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
[00:11.90] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
[00:15.94] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
[00:18.40] But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
[00:21.57] Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
[00:25.46] I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
[00:27.57] To disregard its own feces.
[00:29.17] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
[00:31.43] I don't eat dog either.
[00:33.21] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
[00:36.43] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
[00:40.70] But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
[00:45.32] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality,
[00:48.03] He would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
[00:50.94] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
[00:53.74] I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
[00:56.21] Than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
[00:59.06]
[00:02.94] No, man, I don't eat pork.
[00:04.34] Are you Jewish?
[00:05.92] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
[00:07.77] Why not?
[00:09.48] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
[00:11.90] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
[00:15.94] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
[00:18.40] But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
[00:21.57] Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
[00:25.46] I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
[00:27.57] To disregard its own feces.
[00:29.17] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
[00:31.43] I don't eat dog either.
[00:33.21] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
[00:36.43] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
[00:40.70] But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
[00:45.32] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality,
[00:48.03] He would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
[00:50.94] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
[00:53.74] I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
[00:56.21] Than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
[00:59.06]