Dr. Seuss Is Crazy

Sleeping on the bathroom floor
I know we've all been there before
Tung sticks to the bathroom tiles
Dirt in the cracks runs for miles

Political cartoons and stories for kids
All one guy, that's all his
And where the hell even Mulberry Street?
I've only ever heard of it tucked under my sheets

I know its hard to explain
I'm a kid at heart, but an adult with the pain
A crime, a girl and a part of me
Chapped lips ripping at the seems

Now all I wanna do is read
Dr. Seuss and watch TV
And if you're there that's okay
Here or there, it's really all the same

And I...

Lets read about Mulberry Street and
Then will cry ourselves to sleep
Precious childhood things
Seuss didn't care
He did not care

Stop for one sec
Just stop for two secs
Just stop for three secs
Insects are crawling into your mouth!
Stop for five secs
Take your stimulant
Be a good friend
We can complain about it all you want, we can complain about it all you want!

Lets read about Mulberry Street and
Then will cry ourselves to sleep
Precious childhood things
Seuss didn't care
He did not care

Lets read about Mulberry Street and
Then will cry ourselves to sleep
Precious childhood things
Seuss didn't care
He did not care