Popular

[00:00.18] Elphie, now that we're friends
[00:02.93] I've decided to make you my new project
[00:05.29] Oh, you really don't have to do that
[00:06.75] I know
[00:08.66] That's what makes me so nice
[00:12.21] Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
[00:17.18] And let's face it, right, who isn't
[00:19.57] Less fortunate than I?
[00:22.39] My tender heart tends to start to bleed
[00:26.01] And when someone needs a makeover
[00:28.00] I simply have to take over
[00:29.82] I know, I know exactly what they need
[00:38.39] And even in your case
[00:41.96] Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
[00:47.92] Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed
[00:52.83] Follow my lead
[00:56.65] And yes, indeed
[01:00.50] You will be
[01:06.71] Popular
[01:08.44] You're gonna be popular
[01:11.20] I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys
[01:14.74] Little ways to flirt and flounce, oh
[01:16.72] I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair
[01:20.17] Everything that really counts to be
[01:22.91] Popular
[01:24.63] I'll help you be popular
[01:27.32] You'll hang with the right cohorts, you'll be good at sports
[01:30.63] Know the slang you've got to know
[01:34.21] So let's start, 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go
[01:42.04] Don't be offended by my frank analysis
[01:44.48] Think of it as personality dialysis
[01:47.40] Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister, and adviser
[01:51.28] There's nobody wiser
[01:52.68] Not when it comes to
[01:54.05] Popular, I know about popular
[01:58.44] And with an assist from me to be who you'll be
[02:01.99] Instead of dreary who you were, well, are
[02:04.54] There's nothing that can stop you from becoming populer, 'lar
[02:10.61] La-la, la-la
[02:16.29] We're gonna make you popular
[02:21.45] When I see depressing creatures
[02:24.12] With unprepossessing features
[02:26.82] I remind them on their own behalf to think of
[02:32.14] Celebrated heads of state
[02:34.58] Or especially great communicators
[02:38.04] Did they have brains or knowledge?
[02:40.68] Don't make me laugh
[02:42.54] They were (popular), right
[02:44.94] It's all about popular
[02:47.39] It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed
[02:50.99] So it's very shrewd to be
[02:53.75] Very, very popular like me
[02:59.20]
[03:02.54] And though you protest
[03:06.21] Your disinterest
[03:10.43] I know clandestinely
[03:15.83]
[03:18.46] You're gonna grin and bear it
[03:20.35] Your new-found popularity (ah)
[03:24.25] La-la, la-la
[03:29.20] La-la, la-la
[03:34.36] La-la, ooh
[03:41.80] You'll be popular
[03:46.49] Just not quite as popular as me
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