Royale With Cheese
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Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars?
Okay what d'you want to know?
Hash is legal there, right?
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't
Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they
Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Those are hash bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own
It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's
Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this
Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them
To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
What?
It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got
Here, but it's just there's a little difference.
Examples?
Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in
Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck
A Quarter Pounder is.
What'd they call it?
They call it Royale with Cheese.
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french
Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
What?
Mayonnaise.
Goddamn!
I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in this shit.
Uuccch!
Okay what d'you want to know?
Hash is legal there, right?
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't
Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they
Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Those are hash bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own
It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's
Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this
Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them
To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
What?
It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got
Here, but it's just there's a little difference.
Examples?
Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in
Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck
A Quarter Pounder is.
What'd they call it?
They call it Royale with Cheese.
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french
Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
What?
Mayonnaise.
Goddamn!
I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in this shit.
Uuccch!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.17] Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars?
[00:04.08] Okay what d'you want to know?
[00:05.13] Hash is legal there, right?
[00:06.93] Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't
[00:09.38] Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they
[00:13.46] Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
[00:15.52] Those are hash bars?
[00:17.37] Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own
[00:21.02] It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's
[00:24.96] Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this
[00:28.80] Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them
[00:32.67] To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
[00:35.43] Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
[00:39.86] You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
[00:45.66] What?
[00:46.41] It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got
[00:49.79] Here, but it's just there's a little difference.
[00:51.93] Examples?
[00:52.92] Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
[00:56.57] And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in
[01:00.72] Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter
[01:05.43] Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
[01:08.04] They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
[01:10.13] No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck
[01:12.79] A Quarter Pounder is.
[01:13.79] What'd they call it?
[01:14.79] They call it Royale with Cheese.
[01:16.96] Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
[01:20.76] Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
[01:23.93] Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
[01:28.74] I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french
[01:33.04] Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
[01:34.62] What?
[01:35.47] Mayonnaise.
[01:36.28] Goddamn!
[01:38.20] I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in this shit.
[01:40.94] Uuccch!
[01:42.20]
[00:04.08] Okay what d'you want to know?
[00:05.13] Hash is legal there, right?
[00:06.93] Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't
[00:09.38] Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they
[00:13.46] Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
[00:15.52] Those are hash bars?
[00:17.37] Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own
[00:21.02] It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's
[00:24.96] Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this
[00:28.80] Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them
[00:32.67] To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
[00:35.43] Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
[00:39.86] You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
[00:45.66] What?
[00:46.41] It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got
[00:49.79] Here, but it's just there's a little difference.
[00:51.93] Examples?
[00:52.92] Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
[00:56.57] And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in
[01:00.72] Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter
[01:05.43] Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
[01:08.04] They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
[01:10.13] No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck
[01:12.79] A Quarter Pounder is.
[01:13.79] What'd they call it?
[01:14.79] They call it Royale with Cheese.
[01:16.96] Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
[01:20.76] Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
[01:23.93] Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
[01:28.74] I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french
[01:33.04] Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
[01:34.62] What?
[01:35.47] Mayonnaise.
[01:36.28] Goddamn!
[01:38.20] I seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in this shit.
[01:40.94] Uuccch!
[01:42.20]