White Trash

Car broke down hand me the duct tape
Public pool party on your birthday
I don't need much
But my guns and some pussy
"Aye you ain't talking bout fucking your cousin?"
Maybe

They ain't gotta know what you talking about
I got nascar on and a dip in my mouth
I got a thick accent cuz I'm from the south
Repping ICP cuz I'm down with the clown

But they just talk about it
They don't even doubt it
Guess I'll eat some Mickey D and think about
Drinking get bigger
Go and fuck my sister
I'm a trashy wigger
And you're a dirty nice guy

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to dale my beers he'll keep
Cold af so when I wake
I can get drunk and shake n bake

Cuz I'm white trash
White trash
In the public pool sippin on a pbats
White trash
White trash
Little Caesars at the birthday bash

White trash
White trash
In public school I ate in the caf
White trash
White trash
God damn I'm white trash

Wanna buy a Harley
But I'm too broke
Fox News the only thing that gives me hope
Ain't got washer just my hands and some dish soap
Dont ask me to read out loud cuz I'm too slow

But I got mad flow with this
My first cousin is the first girl I kissed
I'm 25 and I can't spell 26
Mix my moon shine with the Sierra Mist

Spirit airlines is all I can fly
Man it ain't easy being a white guy
Got a average Wiener
Getting high on cleaner
Conservative demeanor
And man I hate them Bass Heads

But I don't know what to do
The world hates me and I hate it too
Get on Facebook to share my political views
Spit my dip in my Mountain Dew

Cuz I'm white trash
White trash
In the public pool sippin on a pbats
White trash
White trash
Little Caesars at the birthday bash

White trash
White trash
In public school I ate in the caf
White trash
White trash
God damn I'm white trash