What I Used To Do All Night

Well, I used to run around chasin' them phillies
Higher than a Georgia pine, drinkin' myself silly
Well, I thought that I was bullet-proof, but somewhere I lost my fight
Now, it takes me all night to do, what I used to do all night

Well, I had women on the telephone and women thru the mail
I'd wear down their resistance, always prevail
I could do no wrong, every move I made was right
But now, it takes me all night to do, what I used to do all night
Well, old father time has not been very kind
I'm afraid that he's taken his toll
Well, I sure would have taken better care of myself
If I'd known I was gonna live to be this damned old

Well, my wife said; "baby, let's go up to Niagra"
We'll have a second honeymoon, I'll bring some Viagra
Well, I think she's tryin' to kill me
Man, you know that that ain't right, that ain't right
'Cause it takes me all night to do, what I used to do all night

It takes me all night to do, what I used to do all night