Blueberry Jam
🎵 944 characters
⏱️ 2:26 duration
🆔 ID: 15867693
📜 Lyrics
When life is tough and very scary
My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
When hardship comes, well we don't tarry
We rush to the fields and pick some blueberry
When future days are hot and hairy
When Christmas threatens to not be merry
When weighted down with more'n we can carry
We drop everything and eat a blueberry
When the liquor cabinet's out of sherry
And no-one can answer my eternal query
And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
When world leaders acts like Moe, Curly and Larry
And even the Buddhists get leery and wary
And there's too much falling to dodge and to parry
Why not relax and try a blueberry?
When the hatchet you threw in the hole won't stay buried
And the world feels like a mortuary
And everyone's creamer's gone
Non-dairy
When the rivers flood at Harpers Ferry
Wife asks "ready?" and you scream "very!"
Wouldn't waste no time
I'll eat your blueberries and you eat mine
We'll be fine!
My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
When hardship comes, well we don't tarry
We rush to the fields and pick some blueberry
When future days are hot and hairy
When Christmas threatens to not be merry
When weighted down with more'n we can carry
We drop everything and eat a blueberry
When the liquor cabinet's out of sherry
And no-one can answer my eternal query
And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
When world leaders acts like Moe, Curly and Larry
And even the Buddhists get leery and wary
And there's too much falling to dodge and to parry
Why not relax and try a blueberry?
When the hatchet you threw in the hole won't stay buried
And the world feels like a mortuary
And everyone's creamer's gone
Non-dairy
When the rivers flood at Harpers Ferry
Wife asks "ready?" and you scream "very!"
Wouldn't waste no time
I'll eat your blueberries and you eat mine
We'll be fine!
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.09] When life is tough and very scary
[00:08.24] My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
[00:12.52] When hardship comes, well we don't tarry
[00:16.87] We rush to the fields and pick some blueberry
[00:21.02] When future days are hot and hairy
[00:25.23] When Christmas threatens to not be merry
[00:29.44] When weighted down with more'n we can carry
[00:33.53] We drop everything and eat a blueberry
[00:42.09] When the liquor cabinet's out of sherry
[00:46.29] And no-one can answer my eternal query
[00:50.49] And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
[00:54.66] I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
[00:58.76] When world leaders acts like Moe, Curly and Larry
[01:03.03] And even the Buddhists get leery and wary
[01:07.14] And there's too much falling to dodge and to parry
[01:11.45] Why not relax and try a blueberry?
[01:15.62] When the hatchet you threw in the hole won't stay buried
[01:40.27] And the world feels like a mortuary
[01:44.48] And everyone's creamer's gone
[01:46.90] Non-dairy
[01:48.44] When the rivers flood at Harpers Ferry
[01:52.80] Wife asks "ready?" and you scream "very!"
[01:57.17] Wouldn't waste no time
[02:03.26] I'll eat your blueberries and you eat mine
[02:10.47] We'll be fine!
[02:17.01]
[00:08.24] My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
[00:12.52] When hardship comes, well we don't tarry
[00:16.87] We rush to the fields and pick some blueberry
[00:21.02] When future days are hot and hairy
[00:25.23] When Christmas threatens to not be merry
[00:29.44] When weighted down with more'n we can carry
[00:33.53] We drop everything and eat a blueberry
[00:42.09] When the liquor cabinet's out of sherry
[00:46.29] And no-one can answer my eternal query
[00:50.49] And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
[00:54.66] I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
[00:58.76] When world leaders acts like Moe, Curly and Larry
[01:03.03] And even the Buddhists get leery and wary
[01:07.14] And there's too much falling to dodge and to parry
[01:11.45] Why not relax and try a blueberry?
[01:15.62] When the hatchet you threw in the hole won't stay buried
[01:40.27] And the world feels like a mortuary
[01:44.48] And everyone's creamer's gone
[01:46.90] Non-dairy
[01:48.44] When the rivers flood at Harpers Ferry
[01:52.80] Wife asks "ready?" and you scream "very!"
[01:57.17] Wouldn't waste no time
[02:03.26] I'll eat your blueberries and you eat mine
[02:10.47] We'll be fine!
[02:17.01]