Who Put the Stump
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โฑ๏ธ 2:13 duration
๐ ID: 1587977
๐ Lyrics
I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up
On this Christmas tree.
Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up
On this Christmas tree.
Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
When this angel heard
Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
Those pine tree needles sting me,
Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
So who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
Who took that bush
And crammed it in my tush?
He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
Each night when I'm alone,
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
And every time I wiggle,
Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
(Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
Slipty-din-de-din
Poopity poopity shoop ...)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.41] I'd like to find the guy
[00:02.82] Who done me wrong
[00:05.64] And stuck my butt up
[00:07.94] On this Christmas tree.
[00:14.31] Who put the stump
[00:15.45] In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
[00:17.08] Who took and jammed it
[00:18.14] In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
[00:19.87] Who stood the wood
[00:20.95] Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
[00:22.69] Who put the stick
[00:23.72] Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
[00:25.46] Who was that man?
[00:27.77] He shoved it up my can
[00:30.55] And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
[00:36.66] When this angel heard
[00:39.30] Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
[00:42.17] A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
[00:47.43] Those pine tree needles sting me,
[00:50.60] Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
[00:53.97] You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
[00:59.05] So who put the stump
[01:00.52] In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
[01:02.10] Who took and jammed it
[01:03.65] In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
[01:04.91] Who stood the wood
[01:05.98] Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
[01:07.71] Who put the stick
[01:08.96] Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
[01:10.58] Who took that bush
[01:12.79] And crammed it in my tush?
[01:15.77] He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
[01:22.00] Each night when I'm alone,
[01:24.43] Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
[01:26.01] Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
[01:27.21] It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
[01:32.68] And every time I wiggle,
[01:35.70] Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
[01:38.85] A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
[01:44.35] (Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
[01:45.65] Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
[01:47.15] Slipty-din-de-din
[01:48.38] Poopity poopity shoop ...)
[02:02.12]
[00:02.82] Who done me wrong
[00:05.64] And stuck my butt up
[00:07.94] On this Christmas tree.
[00:14.31] Who put the stump
[00:15.45] In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
[00:17.08] Who took and jammed it
[00:18.14] In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
[00:19.87] Who stood the wood
[00:20.95] Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
[00:22.69] Who put the stick
[00:23.72] Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
[00:25.46] Who was that man?
[00:27.77] He shoved it up my can
[00:30.55] And left me stranded on this Christmas tree. (Yeah ...)
[00:36.66] When this angel heard
[00:39.30] Chop-ba-ba-bop, di-chop-ba-ba-bop,
[00:42.17] A dreadful fear went right into my heart.
[00:47.43] Those pine tree needles sting me,
[00:50.60] Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong.
[00:53.97] You'll never know how much that smarts. (Hooah ...)
[00:59.05] So who put the stump
[01:00.52] In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
[01:02.10] Who took and jammed it
[01:03.65] In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
[01:04.91] Who stood the wood
[01:05.98] Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
[01:07.71] Who put the stick
[01:08.96] Up my hipty-dipty-dip?
[01:10.58] Who took that bush
[01:12.79] And crammed it in my tush?
[01:15.77] He made this angel beg for mercy, please. (Yow ...)
[01:22.00] Each night when I'm alone,
[01:24.43] Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
[01:26.01] Scratchity scratchity shoop ...
[01:27.21] It sets my tiny bottom all aglow.
[01:32.68] And every time I wiggle,
[01:35.70] Slipty-din-de-din, slipty-din-de-din,
[01:38.85] A little further in it goes. (Ohhh/Yeah ...)
[01:44.35] (Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
[01:45.65] Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
[01:47.15] Slipty-din-de-din
[01:48.38] Poopity poopity shoop ...)
[02:02.12]