My Dad
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My dad he's doing crazy things
I'm even more concerned about my mom
And I've warned you about her
Since my mom had retired
My mom has now joined a gang
No my mom's joined a gang
She now has a silk jacket
It got letters on the cross, all across the back of it
She's got a great big, gold and silver emblem on the back of her car
That says something like A A R P yo
Yeah, and I don't know what the motto of the A A R P is
But I'm sure it's something like
We're old we're bold
We will not stand our coffee cold
Yeah yeah we're rich
And now we go to Florida during the winter
To spend our kids inheritance
Yeah, that's a lot more funny to those people right now
Than it really is to me
But my parents in the last couple of years
They kind of became full-time snowbirds
You guys know what the definition of a snowbird is, don't you
It's someone that moves from a cold climate to a warm climate doing
The excuse, during the winter time
Only to call back up here
And ask me what the weather's like
Is it true sir
I get that call, it's about 6:40 every morning
It's always ring ring ring ring
And it says Sarasota Florida
And I got to pick the phone up because
This might be the day I get to
Cash that Inheritance in
Yeah, and I always say something stupid
I say cash call from Florida
And it's always my mom
No no no idiot, still not funny
Don't quit your day job, go to work
It's just your mom, I'm calling to see
What the weather's like in Michigan today
I said what's the weather like in Michigan mom
You guys still have that big screen tv down there
In you condo
Yeah and you still watch the weather channel
From like four in the morning till midnight every night
Yes so about every 15 minutes you're gonna get to know
What the weather's like here in Michigan
You see that big swath of pink and white
And blue covering the whole mitten state
That should say, crap
Yeah, that's what the weather's gonna be like
For the next three or four months
That is why you laughed
But I'm stupid
I always say this
I say you don't want to know the answer Chris
You don't want to know the answer
But I'm just being nice and I say
So what's the weather like in Florida
And she goes oh, oh it got cold down here last night
It got down into the 40s
Your dad turned the heat on
I wore my long nightgown
And I wore socks to bed
Yeah, I said thank you mom
For telling me were your long nightgown to bed
Because that time you wore your short nightgown to breakfast
I still need therapy for that
Cool, you don't have to applaud for that
Someone's got to do some ironing that's
All I got to say
Man this is awesome, It's fun
I'm even more concerned about my mom
And I've warned you about her
Since my mom had retired
My mom has now joined a gang
No my mom's joined a gang
She now has a silk jacket
It got letters on the cross, all across the back of it
She's got a great big, gold and silver emblem on the back of her car
That says something like A A R P yo
Yeah, and I don't know what the motto of the A A R P is
But I'm sure it's something like
We're old we're bold
We will not stand our coffee cold
Yeah yeah we're rich
And now we go to Florida during the winter
To spend our kids inheritance
Yeah, that's a lot more funny to those people right now
Than it really is to me
But my parents in the last couple of years
They kind of became full-time snowbirds
You guys know what the definition of a snowbird is, don't you
It's someone that moves from a cold climate to a warm climate doing
The excuse, during the winter time
Only to call back up here
And ask me what the weather's like
Is it true sir
I get that call, it's about 6:40 every morning
It's always ring ring ring ring
And it says Sarasota Florida
And I got to pick the phone up because
This might be the day I get to
Cash that Inheritance in
Yeah, and I always say something stupid
I say cash call from Florida
And it's always my mom
No no no idiot, still not funny
Don't quit your day job, go to work
It's just your mom, I'm calling to see
What the weather's like in Michigan today
I said what's the weather like in Michigan mom
You guys still have that big screen tv down there
In you condo
Yeah and you still watch the weather channel
From like four in the morning till midnight every night
Yes so about every 15 minutes you're gonna get to know
What the weather's like here in Michigan
You see that big swath of pink and white
And blue covering the whole mitten state
That should say, crap
Yeah, that's what the weather's gonna be like
For the next three or four months
That is why you laughed
But I'm stupid
I always say this
I say you don't want to know the answer Chris
You don't want to know the answer
But I'm just being nice and I say
So what's the weather like in Florida
And she goes oh, oh it got cold down here last night
It got down into the 40s
Your dad turned the heat on
I wore my long nightgown
And I wore socks to bed
Yeah, I said thank you mom
For telling me were your long nightgown to bed
Because that time you wore your short nightgown to breakfast
I still need therapy for that
Cool, you don't have to applaud for that
Someone's got to do some ironing that's
All I got to say
Man this is awesome, It's fun
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.07] My dad he's doing crazy things
[00:02.89] I'm even more concerned about my mom
[00:04.79] And I've warned you about her
[00:06.72] Since my mom had retired
[00:09.83] My mom has now joined a gang
[00:15.08] No my mom's joined a gang
[00:16.78] She now has a silk jacket
[00:18.81] It got letters on the cross, all across the back of it
[00:22.30] She's got a great big, gold and silver emblem on the back of her car
[00:26.56] That says something like A A R P yo
[00:33.33] Yeah, and I don't know what the motto of the A A R P is
[00:36.46] But I'm sure it's something like
[00:38.32] We're old we're bold
[00:40.76] We will not stand our coffee cold
[00:47.15] Yeah yeah we're rich
[00:49.68] And now we go to Florida during the winter
[00:51.97] To spend our kids inheritance
[00:54.66] Yeah, that's a lot more funny to those people right now
[00:58.07] Than it really is to me
[01:00.96] But my parents in the last couple of years
[01:03.02] They kind of became full-time snowbirds
[01:06.01] You guys know what the definition of a snowbird is, don't you
[01:08.75] It's someone that moves from a cold climate to a warm climate doing
[01:13.84] The excuse, during the winter time
[01:16.18] Only to call back up here
[01:17.55] And ask me what the weather's like
[01:22.29] Is it true sir
[01:24.42] I get that call, it's about 6:40 every morning
[01:27.88] It's always ring ring ring ring
[01:29.43] And it says Sarasota Florida
[01:32.08] And I got to pick the phone up because
[01:33.65] This might be the day I get to
[01:35.33] Cash that Inheritance in
[01:38.89]
[01:43.37] Yeah, and I always say something stupid
[01:46.27] I say cash call from Florida
[01:47.95] And it's always my mom
[01:50.06] No no no idiot, still not funny
[01:53.36] Don't quit your day job, go to work
[01:56.65] It's just your mom, I'm calling to see
[01:58.66] What the weather's like in Michigan today
[02:01.42] I said what's the weather like in Michigan mom
[02:03.69] You guys still have that big screen tv down there
[02:06.03] In you condo
[02:07.75] Yeah and you still watch the weather channel
[02:09.64] From like four in the morning till midnight every night
[02:14.18] Yes so about every 15 minutes you're gonna get to know
[02:16.83] What the weather's like here in Michigan
[02:19.32] You see that big swath of pink and white
[02:22.44] And blue covering the whole mitten state
[02:24.10] That should say, crap
[02:28.58] Yeah, that's what the weather's gonna be like
[02:30.17] For the next three or four months
[02:31.72] That is why you laughed
[02:34.73] But I'm stupid
[02:35.42] I always say this
[02:36.31] I say you don't want to know the answer Chris
[02:37.89] You don't want to know the answer
[02:38.81] But I'm just being nice and I say
[02:40.73] So what's the weather like in Florida
[02:43.18] And she goes oh, oh it got cold down here last night
[02:47.65] It got down into the 40s
[02:49.12] Your dad turned the heat on
[02:51.52] I wore my long nightgown
[02:53.28] And I wore socks to bed
[02:56.69] Yeah, I said thank you mom
[02:58.70] For telling me were your long nightgown to bed
[03:00.83] Because that time you wore your short nightgown to breakfast
[03:06.16] I still need therapy for that
[03:13.86] Cool, you don't have to applaud for that
[03:15.49] Someone's got to do some ironing that's
[03:16.82] All I got to say
[03:27.68] Man this is awesome, It's fun
[03:29.28]
[00:02.89] I'm even more concerned about my mom
[00:04.79] And I've warned you about her
[00:06.72] Since my mom had retired
[00:09.83] My mom has now joined a gang
[00:15.08] No my mom's joined a gang
[00:16.78] She now has a silk jacket
[00:18.81] It got letters on the cross, all across the back of it
[00:22.30] She's got a great big, gold and silver emblem on the back of her car
[00:26.56] That says something like A A R P yo
[00:33.33] Yeah, and I don't know what the motto of the A A R P is
[00:36.46] But I'm sure it's something like
[00:38.32] We're old we're bold
[00:40.76] We will not stand our coffee cold
[00:47.15] Yeah yeah we're rich
[00:49.68] And now we go to Florida during the winter
[00:51.97] To spend our kids inheritance
[00:54.66] Yeah, that's a lot more funny to those people right now
[00:58.07] Than it really is to me
[01:00.96] But my parents in the last couple of years
[01:03.02] They kind of became full-time snowbirds
[01:06.01] You guys know what the definition of a snowbird is, don't you
[01:08.75] It's someone that moves from a cold climate to a warm climate doing
[01:13.84] The excuse, during the winter time
[01:16.18] Only to call back up here
[01:17.55] And ask me what the weather's like
[01:22.29] Is it true sir
[01:24.42] I get that call, it's about 6:40 every morning
[01:27.88] It's always ring ring ring ring
[01:29.43] And it says Sarasota Florida
[01:32.08] And I got to pick the phone up because
[01:33.65] This might be the day I get to
[01:35.33] Cash that Inheritance in
[01:38.89]
[01:43.37] Yeah, and I always say something stupid
[01:46.27] I say cash call from Florida
[01:47.95] And it's always my mom
[01:50.06] No no no idiot, still not funny
[01:53.36] Don't quit your day job, go to work
[01:56.65] It's just your mom, I'm calling to see
[01:58.66] What the weather's like in Michigan today
[02:01.42] I said what's the weather like in Michigan mom
[02:03.69] You guys still have that big screen tv down there
[02:06.03] In you condo
[02:07.75] Yeah and you still watch the weather channel
[02:09.64] From like four in the morning till midnight every night
[02:14.18] Yes so about every 15 minutes you're gonna get to know
[02:16.83] What the weather's like here in Michigan
[02:19.32] You see that big swath of pink and white
[02:22.44] And blue covering the whole mitten state
[02:24.10] That should say, crap
[02:28.58] Yeah, that's what the weather's gonna be like
[02:30.17] For the next three or four months
[02:31.72] That is why you laughed
[02:34.73] But I'm stupid
[02:35.42] I always say this
[02:36.31] I say you don't want to know the answer Chris
[02:37.89] You don't want to know the answer
[02:38.81] But I'm just being nice and I say
[02:40.73] So what's the weather like in Florida
[02:43.18] And she goes oh, oh it got cold down here last night
[02:47.65] It got down into the 40s
[02:49.12] Your dad turned the heat on
[02:51.52] I wore my long nightgown
[02:53.28] And I wore socks to bed
[02:56.69] Yeah, I said thank you mom
[02:58.70] For telling me were your long nightgown to bed
[03:00.83] Because that time you wore your short nightgown to breakfast
[03:06.16] I still need therapy for that
[03:13.86] Cool, you don't have to applaud for that
[03:15.49] Someone's got to do some ironing that's
[03:16.82] All I got to say
[03:27.68] Man this is awesome, It's fun
[03:29.28]