Johnny When He's Sweet and John For All The Rest

Sitting on the couch
And Johnny comes around
Puts his paws on me
My face then
On the ground

Hugs me 'round the neck
I got this little bet
You won't be coming back
And don't call John your pet

And don't call, don't call John your pet
He'll scratch up, scratch up all your amps
And don't call, don't call John your pet

Wrote a silly song
And Johnny sang along
I wrote a silly song
And Johnny sang along
I wrote a silly song
And Johnny sang along

And don't call, don't call John your pet
He'll scratch up, scratch up all your amps
And don't call, don't call John your pet

And don't call, don't call John your pet
He'll scratch up, scratch up all your amps
And don't call, don't call John your pet