Research Me Obsessively (feat. Brittany Snow)
๐ต 1614 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:20 duration
๐ ID: 15961103
๐ Lyrics
Hey, what are you doing
for the next thirteen hours?
Don't do anything healthy.
Don't be productive.
Give in to your desire.
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find out everything
you can about me
You know you want to
dig for me relentlessly
Uh-huh!
Using every available
search tool and all forms
of social media
You know you want to
look at my Instagram
but it's private
so Google me until
you find out where
I went to high school
and then set up a fake
Instagram account
using the name
and the photo
of someone that went
to my high school
and hope that I remember
that person a little bit
Then request access to
my private Instagram
from the fake account
and in the meantime scour
my work Instagram account
cause that one's public.
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find an actual picture
of my parents' house
on Google Maps
You know you want to
hunt for me tirelessly
Uh-huh!
It's not stalking 'cause
the information is
all technically public
Check out every guy
I used to date
And deduce who
broke up with who
based on the hesitation
in our smiles
So many unanswered questions.
Did I go to the
University of Texas?
Am I an EMT?
Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived
by my loving husband
of 50 years; children
Susan and Mathew
and grandchild Stephanie?
Wait no. That's just all the
people with my same name.
Or is it?
Pay only 9.99 on a
background check web site
to know for sure.
So don't stop,
just research me
obsessively
Uh-huh!
and in lieu of flowers
donate to other me's
favorite charity
Research me
just research me
and research me
and research me
Oops.
It's three days later.
for the next thirteen hours?
Don't do anything healthy.
Don't be productive.
Give in to your desire.
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find out everything
you can about me
You know you want to
dig for me relentlessly
Uh-huh!
Using every available
search tool and all forms
of social media
You know you want to
look at my Instagram
but it's private
so Google me until
you find out where
I went to high school
and then set up a fake
Instagram account
using the name
and the photo
of someone that went
to my high school
and hope that I remember
that person a little bit
Then request access to
my private Instagram
from the fake account
and in the meantime scour
my work Instagram account
cause that one's public.
Research me obsessively
Uh-huh!
Find an actual picture
of my parents' house
on Google Maps
You know you want to
hunt for me tirelessly
Uh-huh!
It's not stalking 'cause
the information is
all technically public
Check out every guy
I used to date
And deduce who
broke up with who
based on the hesitation
in our smiles
So many unanswered questions.
Did I go to the
University of Texas?
Am I an EMT?
Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived
by my loving husband
of 50 years; children
Susan and Mathew
and grandchild Stephanie?
Wait no. That's just all the
people with my same name.
Or is it?
Pay only 9.99 on a
background check web site
to know for sure.
So don't stop,
just research me
obsessively
Uh-huh!
and in lieu of flowers
donate to other me's
favorite charity
Research me
just research me
and research me
and research me
Oops.
It's three days later.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.47] Hey, what are you doing
[00:02.11] for the next thirteen hours?
[00:04.86] Don't do anything healthy.
[00:06.68] Don't be productive.
[00:08.49] Give in to your desire.
[00:10.87] Research me obsessively
[00:13.80] Uh-huh!
[00:16.03] Find out everything
[00:17.61] you can about me
[00:20.51] You know you want to
[00:21.38] dig for me relentlessly
[00:24.10] Uh-huh!
[00:25.95] Using every available
[00:27.05] search tool and all forms
[00:28.55] of social media
[00:32.25] You know you want to
[00:33.08] look at my Instagram
[00:35.13] but it's private
[00:36.82] so Google me until
[00:37.74] you find out where
[00:38.88] I went to high school
[00:41.13] and then set up a fake
[00:42.70] Instagram account
[00:44.12] using the name
[00:45.13] and the photo
[00:45.88] of someone that went
[00:47.07] to my high school
[00:47.95] and hope that I remember
[00:49.09] that person a little bit
[00:52.33] Then request access to
[00:53.77] my private Instagram
[00:54.96] from the fake account
[00:56.85] and in the meantime scour
[00:58.23] my work Instagram account
[00:59.95] cause that one's public.
[01:03.04] Research me obsessively
[01:06.00] Uh-huh!
[01:07.96] Find an actual picture
[01:09.37] of my parents' house
[01:10.51] on Google Maps
[01:12.68] You know you want to
[01:13.45] hunt for me tirelessly
[01:16.41] Uh-huh!
[01:18.33] It's not stalking 'cause
[01:19.21] the information is
[01:20.37] all technically public
[01:24.49] Check out every guy
[01:25.69] I used to date
[01:27.49] And deduce who
[01:28.22] broke up with who
[01:29.83] based on the hesitation
[01:31.28] in our smiles
[01:34.15] So many unanswered questions.
[01:36.94] Did I go to the
[01:37.50] University of Texas?
[01:40.09] Am I an EMT?
[01:42.02] Is that my obituary
[01:43.48] in which I'm survived
[01:44.25] by my loving husband
[01:45.52] of 50 years; children
[01:46.41] Susan and Mathew
[01:47.12] and grandchild Stephanie?
[01:48.49] Wait no. That's just all the
[01:50.17] people with my same name.
[01:51.75] Or is it?
[01:53.04] Pay only 9.99 on a
[01:54.21] background check web site
[01:55.15] to know for sure.
[01:58.00] So don't stop,
[01:58.88] just research me
[02:02.16] obsessively
[02:02.18] Uh-huh!
[02:03.74] and in lieu of flowers
[02:05.08] donate to other me's
[02:06.42] favorite charity
[02:09.55] Research me
[02:10.56] just research me
[02:11.91] and research me
[02:13.26] and research me
[02:14.85] Oops.
[02:16.33] It's three days later.
[02:17.80]
[00:02.11] for the next thirteen hours?
[00:04.86] Don't do anything healthy.
[00:06.68] Don't be productive.
[00:08.49] Give in to your desire.
[00:10.87] Research me obsessively
[00:13.80] Uh-huh!
[00:16.03] Find out everything
[00:17.61] you can about me
[00:20.51] You know you want to
[00:21.38] dig for me relentlessly
[00:24.10] Uh-huh!
[00:25.95] Using every available
[00:27.05] search tool and all forms
[00:28.55] of social media
[00:32.25] You know you want to
[00:33.08] look at my Instagram
[00:35.13] but it's private
[00:36.82] so Google me until
[00:37.74] you find out where
[00:38.88] I went to high school
[00:41.13] and then set up a fake
[00:42.70] Instagram account
[00:44.12] using the name
[00:45.13] and the photo
[00:45.88] of someone that went
[00:47.07] to my high school
[00:47.95] and hope that I remember
[00:49.09] that person a little bit
[00:52.33] Then request access to
[00:53.77] my private Instagram
[00:54.96] from the fake account
[00:56.85] and in the meantime scour
[00:58.23] my work Instagram account
[00:59.95] cause that one's public.
[01:03.04] Research me obsessively
[01:06.00] Uh-huh!
[01:07.96] Find an actual picture
[01:09.37] of my parents' house
[01:10.51] on Google Maps
[01:12.68] You know you want to
[01:13.45] hunt for me tirelessly
[01:16.41] Uh-huh!
[01:18.33] It's not stalking 'cause
[01:19.21] the information is
[01:20.37] all technically public
[01:24.49] Check out every guy
[01:25.69] I used to date
[01:27.49] And deduce who
[01:28.22] broke up with who
[01:29.83] based on the hesitation
[01:31.28] in our smiles
[01:34.15] So many unanswered questions.
[01:36.94] Did I go to the
[01:37.50] University of Texas?
[01:40.09] Am I an EMT?
[01:42.02] Is that my obituary
[01:43.48] in which I'm survived
[01:44.25] by my loving husband
[01:45.52] of 50 years; children
[01:46.41] Susan and Mathew
[01:47.12] and grandchild Stephanie?
[01:48.49] Wait no. That's just all the
[01:50.17] people with my same name.
[01:51.75] Or is it?
[01:53.04] Pay only 9.99 on a
[01:54.21] background check web site
[01:55.15] to know for sure.
[01:58.00] So don't stop,
[01:58.88] just research me
[02:02.16] obsessively
[02:02.18] Uh-huh!
[02:03.74] and in lieu of flowers
[02:05.08] donate to other me's
[02:06.42] favorite charity
[02:09.55] Research me
[02:10.56] just research me
[02:11.91] and research me
[02:13.26] and research me
[02:14.85] Oops.
[02:16.33] It's three days later.
[02:17.80]