Halo Reach Rap "Teach Me How To Bungie"

Aye
Aye
Teach me how to Bungie

They be like "Mace!" (What?)
"Can you teach me how to Bungie?" (Oh yeah!)
You know why? 'Cause all them gamers love me (aye)
All I need is a DMR, that's bumpin', and shoot...
You
You
You
And back it up and dump it (hey)
Pull the pistol out and strafe, lean side to side
Bumper jumper hoppin' around, tryna take your life
Ain't nobody fuckin' with my sniper when it's hot
I'll pull the trigger, no scope and kill ya, one shot
I ain't from Bungie but I t-bag thoroughly
Newbies playin' Halo Reach are always tryna murder me
Pros from the clan always askin' if I'm MLG
Now you just do you
And I'mma do me (all day)
Dudes love to hate, so they tryna shoot me
Sticky 'nades be stickin', i think they tryna glue me
I make the lobby shine bright when we start'a gamin'
This game is sick so i had to start playin'

Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You ain't messin' with my Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You ain't messin' with my Bungie

And he was dumb, so i head back to the lobby
I'm like "BK" (hey what)
"Get off me"
I step up on a corpse and I dropped a one-knee
Nuts to the face, hop up and repeat
I hear the crowd screamin' like "Aye! Get it brodie!"
So i grab the rocket and I take it real low
They like "how you do that? He can Bungie on the floor"
And when I dropped it fast, they like "Bungie some more"
I'm like a Spartan kind of type so i pass it right quick
HEAD KICK!
Show these cats how we do that
The down south pwnage that we learned a little too fast
And brought it to Xbox Live, we kickin' mad ass

Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You ain't messin' with my Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You ain't messin' with my Bungie

Back to the lobby
I don't really like the Covenant
I'm just tryna get a game so I can t-bag
You try to Bungie and all them gamers hatin'
But i'ma 'bout to flip the switch and make you all lag
You got your friend so it's a two-man
And I wanna run it even if it lasts long
You kind of chubby, I think that you love me
But I change the subject my Bungie is strong
'Cause I don't give a fuck, drive tanks, you'll regret it
Me, I play and fat man are racking credits
We gonna make 'em Bungie in the middle of the map
And when I get the win I'll put your face up in my lap
DAMN BITCH!
You can't tell me how to aim
I take it out the oven, always servin' up pain
Tossin' out grenades, always makin' it rain
Call me "The Flaming Helmet"
I love this game

Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You ain't messin' with my Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
Teach me how to Bungie
Teach me, teach me how to Bungie
All my gamers love me
All my, all my gamers love me
All my gamers love me
You ain't messin' with my Bungie

Aye
Aye
Teach me how to Bungie