I Don't Give A Honk
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Nowadays, everybody's using curse words
Seems to me like it ain't necessary
Yeah, so when I get steamed
Yo - I tell 'em like this
I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk
And if you think I do, my friend
Then you're wronk
Your crocodile tears can go and get gonk
You think I'm a thonk, but we don't give a honk
I'm a wild child, and I'm on the loose
Givin' less of a honk than a Muslim goose
Saw a broken car horn and it's honk was faint
Man if I was Senator, it'd be a honkless state
Yo, I drove past a rally sayin' "Honk For Peace"
So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees
I don't give a honk!
You picked the wrong dude
If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude
I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
On a long space station, can't hear you scream
And they sure can't hear you honk, ya know what I mean?
Yo we told you before
We don't give a honk
And saying that we do is just simply ridonk
You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs
But your money means nothing - you can take it to the banque
Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks
(Me too)
I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln, you a real smart cookie
Teach a class about giving a honk?
I'm playing hooky
Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
'Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk
And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk
Yo we told you before
We don't give a honk
Got a theory that we do?
Well your theory's de-bonked
Save the drama for your mama 'cause your -itis is Bronch
Our policy is staunch
We don't give a honk
You know a honk in some countries is considered a food
And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude
We all know we're born with one hundred honks
But people throw 'em away, like they were Donkey Konks
And the honks are the barrels
The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks
Like they were Christmas carols
I'll punch you in the jeans
But this ain't Lonely Island
And if I catch you steamin' my honks
I'll get violent
Yo we told you before
We don't give a honk
Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
But don't come for my honks, better know your place
Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face
This is the not honk-not honk-not not honk-not not not, honk honk- honkin' around crew
And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways
Seems to me like it ain't necessary
Yeah, so when I get steamed
Yo - I tell 'em like this
I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk
And if you think I do, my friend
Then you're wronk
Your crocodile tears can go and get gonk
You think I'm a thonk, but we don't give a honk
I'm a wild child, and I'm on the loose
Givin' less of a honk than a Muslim goose
Saw a broken car horn and it's honk was faint
Man if I was Senator, it'd be a honkless state
Yo, I drove past a rally sayin' "Honk For Peace"
So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees
I don't give a honk!
You picked the wrong dude
If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude
I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
On a long space station, can't hear you scream
And they sure can't hear you honk, ya know what I mean?
Yo we told you before
We don't give a honk
And saying that we do is just simply ridonk
You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs
But your money means nothing - you can take it to the banque
Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks
(Me too)
I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln, you a real smart cookie
Teach a class about giving a honk?
I'm playing hooky
Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
'Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk
And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk
Yo we told you before
We don't give a honk
Got a theory that we do?
Well your theory's de-bonked
Save the drama for your mama 'cause your -itis is Bronch
Our policy is staunch
We don't give a honk
You know a honk in some countries is considered a food
And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude
We all know we're born with one hundred honks
But people throw 'em away, like they were Donkey Konks
And the honks are the barrels
The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks
Like they were Christmas carols
I'll punch you in the jeans
But this ain't Lonely Island
And if I catch you steamin' my honks
I'll get violent
Yo we told you before
We don't give a honk
Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
But don't come for my honks, better know your place
Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face
This is the not honk-not honk-not not honk-not not not, honk honk- honkin' around crew
And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.09] Nowadays, everybody's using curse words
[00:02.99] Seems to me like it ain't necessary
[00:05.54] Yeah, so when I get steamed
[00:07.96] Yo - I tell 'em like this
[00:10.43]
[00:10.59] I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk
[00:13.12] And if you think I do, my friend
[00:14.79] Then you're wronk
[00:15.79] Your crocodile tears can go and get gonk
[00:18.19] You think I'm a thonk, but we don't give a honk
[00:20.75]
[00:20.91] I'm a wild child, and I'm on the loose
[00:23.11] Givin' less of a honk than a Muslim goose
[00:25.63] Saw a broken car horn and it's honk was faint
[00:28.10] Man if I was Senator, it'd be a honkless state
[00:30.59]
[00:30.75] Yo, I drove past a rally sayin' "Honk For Peace"
[00:33.11] So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees
[00:35.66] I don't give a honk!
[00:37.23] You picked the wrong dude
[00:38.38] If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude
[00:40.66]
[00:40.78] I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
[00:43.55] Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
[00:45.95] On a long space station, can't hear you scream
[00:48.31] And they sure can't hear you honk, ya know what I mean?
[00:51.06]
[00:51.19] Yo we told you before
[00:52.15] We don't give a honk
[00:53.58] And saying that we do is just simply ridonk
[00:55.95] You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs
[00:58.35] But your money means nothing - you can take it to the banque
[01:01.15]
[01:01.27] Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks
[01:02.79] (Me too)
[01:03.63] I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
[01:06.15] Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln, you a real smart cookie
[01:08.58] Teach a class about giving a honk?
[01:10.27] I'm playing hooky
[01:11.26]
[01:11.38] Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
[01:13.58] Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
[01:16.03] 'Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk
[01:18.51] And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk
[01:21.18]
[01:21.35] Yo we told you before
[01:22.58] We don't give a honk
[01:23.91] Got a theory that we do?
[01:24.91] Well your theory's de-bonked
[01:26.19] Save the drama for your mama 'cause your -itis is Bronch
[01:28.67] Our policy is staunch
[01:30.08] We don't give a honk
[01:31.42]
[01:31.56] You know a honk in some countries is considered a food
[01:33.66] And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude
[01:36.26] We all know we're born with one hundred honks
[01:38.83] But people throw 'em away, like they were Donkey Konks
[01:41.39] And the honks are the barrels
[01:42.91] The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks
[01:45.11] Like they were Christmas carols
[01:46.55]
[01:46.63] I'll punch you in the jeans
[01:47.87] But this ain't Lonely Island
[01:49.07] And if I catch you steamin' my honks
[01:50.67] I'll get violent
[01:51.70]
[01:51.83] Yo we told you before
[01:52.98] We don't give a honk
[01:54.23] Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
[01:56.46] But don't come for my honks, better know your place
[01:58.96] Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face
[02:01.43]
[02:01.55] This is the not honk-not honk-not not honk-not not not, honk honk- honkin' around crew
[02:06.87] And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways
[02:12.90]
[00:02.99] Seems to me like it ain't necessary
[00:05.54] Yeah, so when I get steamed
[00:07.96] Yo - I tell 'em like this
[00:10.43]
[00:10.59] I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk
[00:13.12] And if you think I do, my friend
[00:14.79] Then you're wronk
[00:15.79] Your crocodile tears can go and get gonk
[00:18.19] You think I'm a thonk, but we don't give a honk
[00:20.75]
[00:20.91] I'm a wild child, and I'm on the loose
[00:23.11] Givin' less of a honk than a Muslim goose
[00:25.63] Saw a broken car horn and it's honk was faint
[00:28.10] Man if I was Senator, it'd be a honkless state
[00:30.59]
[00:30.75] Yo, I drove past a rally sayin' "Honk For Peace"
[00:33.11] So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees
[00:35.66] I don't give a honk!
[00:37.23] You picked the wrong dude
[00:38.38] If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude
[00:40.66]
[00:40.78] I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
[00:43.55] Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
[00:45.95] On a long space station, can't hear you scream
[00:48.31] And they sure can't hear you honk, ya know what I mean?
[00:51.06]
[00:51.19] Yo we told you before
[00:52.15] We don't give a honk
[00:53.58] And saying that we do is just simply ridonk
[00:55.95] You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs
[00:58.35] But your money means nothing - you can take it to the banque
[01:01.15]
[01:01.27] Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks
[01:02.79] (Me too)
[01:03.63] I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
[01:06.15] Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln, you a real smart cookie
[01:08.58] Teach a class about giving a honk?
[01:10.27] I'm playing hooky
[01:11.26]
[01:11.38] Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
[01:13.58] Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
[01:16.03] 'Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk
[01:18.51] And at his funeral, everyone will sing this sonk
[01:21.18]
[01:21.35] Yo we told you before
[01:22.58] We don't give a honk
[01:23.91] Got a theory that we do?
[01:24.91] Well your theory's de-bonked
[01:26.19] Save the drama for your mama 'cause your -itis is Bronch
[01:28.67] Our policy is staunch
[01:30.08] We don't give a honk
[01:31.42]
[01:31.56] You know a honk in some countries is considered a food
[01:33.66] And if you don't eat it all, it's considered quite rude
[01:36.26] We all know we're born with one hundred honks
[01:38.83] But people throw 'em away, like they were Donkey Konks
[01:41.39] And the honks are the barrels
[01:42.91] The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks
[01:45.11] Like they were Christmas carols
[01:46.55]
[01:46.63] I'll punch you in the jeans
[01:47.87] But this ain't Lonely Island
[01:49.07] And if I catch you steamin' my honks
[01:50.67] I'll get violent
[01:51.70]
[01:51.83] Yo we told you before
[01:52.98] We don't give a honk
[01:54.23] Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
[01:56.46] But don't come for my honks, better know your place
[01:58.96] Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face
[02:01.43]
[02:01.55] This is the not honk-not honk-not not honk-not not not, honk honk- honkin' around crew
[02:06.87] And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways
[02:12.90]