Smallest Gang

[00:16.04] We don't have no knives or guns
[00:19.26] Just a baseball bat beside the bed
[00:23.25] In case an intruder breaks in the middle of the night
[00:30.65] Like an innocuous Bonnie and Clyde
[00:35.00] Without the shootouts and homicides
[00:39.06] No bags of cash or bullet holes in the brain
[00:47.40] We are the smallest gang in history
[00:51.49] Our love is the membership fee
[00:54.46] The membership being just her and me
[01:02.98] We work together
[01:05.77] Shoplifting on a Saturday afternoon
[01:10.12] Just petty crime where nobody ever gets hurt
[01:18.22] We never grass on each other
[01:21.97] Pressure from security in the questioning room
[01:25.86] "I think I took too many medication pills this morning," I said
[01:34.24] We are the smallest gang in history
[01:38.26] Our love is the membership fee
[01:41.41] The membership being just her and me
[01:49.76] We are the smallest gang in history
[01:53.78] Our love is the membership fee
[01:57.06] The membership being just her and me
[02:05.25] We jump red lights when we ride on our bikes
[02:08.43] On a sunny, bright, breezy day
[02:12.45] Work up an appetite before lunch and leave without paying
[02:20.60] We think we're so fucking bad
[02:23.78] But on the scale of things, we're just a bunch of pussies
[02:28.34] Always polite and we think about other people's feelings
[02:33.80] Their feelings, yeah
[02:36.73] We are the smallest gang in history
[02:40.58] Our love is the membership fee
[02:43.71] The membership being just her and me (and me, and me)
[02:52.26] We are the smallest gang in history
[02:56.55] Our love is the membership fee
[02:59.36] The membership being just her and me
[03:09.22] Just her and me
[03:17.15] Just her and me
[03:25.03] Just her and me
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