I'm Sorry
๐ต 1494 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:03 duration
๐ ID: 1603101
๐ Lyrics
No I never was in vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I suppose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
Teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
Shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
Vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brothers in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many, many bad things
And I am so sorry
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I suppose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
Teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
Shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
Vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brothers in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many, many bad things
And I am so sorry
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.09] No I never was in vietnam
[00:04.58] I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
[00:08.12] I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
[00:12.62] I never painted a house or a tree
[00:17.18] I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
[00:25.28] I never took the pulse of a dying duck
[00:30.70] Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
[00:35.20] In a way I suppose you could say my experience is quite limited
[00:43.36] For example,
[00:44.23] I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing Matilda
[00:50.56] I never sawed a television in half
[00:53.22] Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
[00:56.85] I never played a decent game of jacks
[00:59.55] I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
[01:04.08] Teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
[01:07.77] Shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
[01:13.16] Vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
[01:17.67] I never bought a lamp
[01:19.46] Wait I did buy a lamp once
[01:22.12] But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
[01:27.51] I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
[01:31.15] I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
[01:35.64] I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
[01:39.28] Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
[01:44.65] I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brothers in bed with me
[01:49.29] I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
[01:52.82] I'm sorry I stole the radio
[01:59.18] I did it
[02:00.03] I sawed the legs off the periodic table
[02:03.68] I re-elected the President
[02:06.35] I did it, it was my fault
[02:08.13] I farted in the church
[02:09.07] I'm sorry I did many, many bad things
[02:12.67] And I am so sorry
[02:47.85]
[00:04.58] I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
[00:08.12] I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
[00:12.62] I never painted a house or a tree
[00:17.18] I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
[00:25.28] I never took the pulse of a dying duck
[00:30.70] Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
[00:35.20] In a way I suppose you could say my experience is quite limited
[00:43.36] For example,
[00:44.23] I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing Matilda
[00:50.56] I never sawed a television in half
[00:53.22] Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
[00:56.85] I never played a decent game of jacks
[00:59.55] I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
[01:04.08] Teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
[01:07.77] Shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
[01:13.16] Vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
[01:17.67] I never bought a lamp
[01:19.46] Wait I did buy a lamp once
[01:22.12] But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
[01:27.51] I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
[01:31.15] I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
[01:35.64] I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
[01:39.28] Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
[01:44.65] I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brothers in bed with me
[01:49.29] I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
[01:52.82] I'm sorry I stole the radio
[01:59.18] I did it
[02:00.03] I sawed the legs off the periodic table
[02:03.68] I re-elected the President
[02:06.35] I did it, it was my fault
[02:08.13] I farted in the church
[02:09.07] I'm sorry I did many, many bad things
[02:12.67] And I am so sorry
[02:47.85]