Call A Marine
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โฑ๏ธ 3:16 duration
๐ ID: 16079077
๐ Lyrics
I was sitting in a bar, boozing and losing
Some jack off walks up cruising for a bruising
Popping off and making my old re' neck red
He asked my girl if she'd like to dance
He had three buddies, so I had no chance
I looked around the room for a friend
And I saw Fred
A quick evaluation of the situation
We entered into a conversation
That seemed to last, the better part of the next two songs
Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but
Fred did two tours over in Iraq
And son, it was over before it was even on
Call a Marine instead of 911
They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
When you're in knee-deep and your up shit's creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine
Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more
And he runned off with a skinny little whore
And left her sitting round the house with a couple of kids
She just lays around in that mumu gown
Old girl put on about thirty-five pounds
And one day I went over to her house
And I said, "Hey sis, if you wanna fix what troubles you
Just ease down the VFW
And you'll walk through the door and turn those boys heads
For most of those boys, it's been a while
Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
And if that don't work out for ya girl, ask for Fred"
Call a Marine instead of 911
They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
If you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine
Some douchebag rises up and overthrows his government
Diplomacy ain't working and ammos all been spent
The world is in a crisis and the media a curse
I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse
Call a Marine instead of 911
They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
When you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine
Tell you what to do baby
You can call
Call a marine
Yeah, yeah
Some jack off walks up cruising for a bruising
Popping off and making my old re' neck red
He asked my girl if she'd like to dance
He had three buddies, so I had no chance
I looked around the room for a friend
And I saw Fred
A quick evaluation of the situation
We entered into a conversation
That seemed to last, the better part of the next two songs
Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but
Fred did two tours over in Iraq
And son, it was over before it was even on
Call a Marine instead of 911
They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
When you're in knee-deep and your up shit's creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine
Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more
And he runned off with a skinny little whore
And left her sitting round the house with a couple of kids
She just lays around in that mumu gown
Old girl put on about thirty-five pounds
And one day I went over to her house
And I said, "Hey sis, if you wanna fix what troubles you
Just ease down the VFW
And you'll walk through the door and turn those boys heads
For most of those boys, it's been a while
Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
And if that don't work out for ya girl, ask for Fred"
Call a Marine instead of 911
They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
If you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine
Some douchebag rises up and overthrows his government
Diplomacy ain't working and ammos all been spent
The world is in a crisis and the media a curse
I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse
Call a Marine instead of 911
They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
When you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine
Tell you what to do baby
You can call
Call a marine
Yeah, yeah
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:18.85] I was sitting in a bar, boozing and losing
[00:21.16] Some jack off walks up cruising for a bruising
[00:23.72] Popping off and making my old re' neck red
[00:28.39] He asked my girl if she'd like to dance
[00:30.53] He had three buddies, so I had no chance
[00:33.05] I looked around the room for a friend
[00:34.94] And I saw Fred
[00:37.48] A quick evaluation of the situation
[00:39.93] We entered into a conversation
[00:42.22] That seemed to last, the better part of the next two songs
[00:46.94] Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but
[00:49.30] Fred did two tours over in Iraq
[00:51.68] And son, it was over before it was even on
[00:56.07] Call a Marine instead of 911
[01:00.22] They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
[01:05.23] When you're in knee-deep and your up shit's creek
[01:08.02] You've tried everything
[01:09.81] Tell you what you do
[01:12.00] Call a Marine
[01:19.01] Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more
[01:22.13] And he runned off with a skinny little whore
[01:24.27] And left her sitting round the house with a couple of kids
[01:28.75] She just lays around in that mumu gown
[01:31.22] Old girl put on about thirty-five pounds
[01:33.62] And one day I went over to her house
[01:35.68] And I said, "Hey sis, if you wanna fix what troubles you
[01:40.59] Just ease down the VFW
[01:42.60] And you'll walk through the door and turn those boys heads
[01:47.23] For most of those boys, it's been a while
[01:49.96] Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
[01:52.36] And if that don't work out for ya girl, ask for Fred"
[01:56.29] Call a Marine instead of 911
[02:01.02] They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
[02:05.48] If you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
[02:08.68] You've tried everything
[02:10.46] Tell you what you do
[02:12.33] Call a Marine
[02:15.33] Some douchebag rises up and overthrows his government
[02:19.84] Diplomacy ain't working and ammos all been spent
[02:24.57] The world is in a crisis and the media a curse
[02:29.36] I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse
[02:35.19] Call a Marine instead of 911
[02:39.28] They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
[02:44.03] When you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
[02:46.96] You've tried everything
[02:49.00] Tell you what you do
[02:50.97] Call a Marine
[02:53.68] Tell you what to do baby
[02:56.61] You can call
[02:58.97] Call a marine
[03:04.40] Yeah, yeah
[03:12.55]
[00:21.16] Some jack off walks up cruising for a bruising
[00:23.72] Popping off and making my old re' neck red
[00:28.39] He asked my girl if she'd like to dance
[00:30.53] He had three buddies, so I had no chance
[00:33.05] I looked around the room for a friend
[00:34.94] And I saw Fred
[00:37.48] A quick evaluation of the situation
[00:39.93] We entered into a conversation
[00:42.22] That seemed to last, the better part of the next two songs
[00:46.94] Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but
[00:49.30] Fred did two tours over in Iraq
[00:51.68] And son, it was over before it was even on
[00:56.07] Call a Marine instead of 911
[01:00.22] They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
[01:05.23] When you're in knee-deep and your up shit's creek
[01:08.02] You've tried everything
[01:09.81] Tell you what you do
[01:12.00] Call a Marine
[01:19.01] Now my sister's husband didn't love her no more
[01:22.13] And he runned off with a skinny little whore
[01:24.27] And left her sitting round the house with a couple of kids
[01:28.75] She just lays around in that mumu gown
[01:31.22] Old girl put on about thirty-five pounds
[01:33.62] And one day I went over to her house
[01:35.68] And I said, "Hey sis, if you wanna fix what troubles you
[01:40.59] Just ease down the VFW
[01:42.60] And you'll walk through the door and turn those boys heads
[01:47.23] For most of those boys, it's been a while
[01:49.96] Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
[01:52.36] And if that don't work out for ya girl, ask for Fred"
[01:56.29] Call a Marine instead of 911
[02:01.02] They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
[02:05.48] If you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
[02:08.68] You've tried everything
[02:10.46] Tell you what you do
[02:12.33] Call a Marine
[02:15.33] Some douchebag rises up and overthrows his government
[02:19.84] Diplomacy ain't working and ammos all been spent
[02:24.57] The world is in a crisis and the media a curse
[02:29.36] I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse
[02:35.19] Call a Marine instead of 911
[02:39.28] They're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome
[02:44.03] When you're in knee-deep and your up shits creek
[02:46.96] You've tried everything
[02:49.00] Tell you what you do
[02:50.97] Call a Marine
[02:53.68] Tell you what to do baby
[02:56.61] You can call
[02:58.97] Call a marine
[03:04.40] Yeah, yeah
[03:12.55]