Mr. Barbeque

[00:32.27] Hey now, welcome to my house
[00:34.49] I'm gonna have a barbecue, and maybe I'll invite ya
[00:37.20] Got a side of pork, got a side of creamy salad
[00:39.51] Got a jar of coleslaw and a case of lighter fluid
[00:42.53] Oh my God! My arm's on fire!
[00:44.82] Somebody-, somebody, pass the dressing
[00:47.30] Everybody, remain calm, I'm a professional
[00:49.99] Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise
[00:52.26] Says Mr. Barbecue
[00:54.96] Mr. Barbecue
[00:57.34] Our Mr. Barbecue
[00:59.72] Our Mr. Barbecue
[01:03.18] Hey, thanks a lot, doc, my arm is feeling great
[01:05.91] Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth-watering pork rinds?
[01:08.33] Okay, I think it's just about time
[01:10.05] For everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest, go!
[01:18.25] Well, it looks like its last year's champion, Mrs. Brown
[01:20.71] She's in the lead, no, it's Mr. Brown, Mrs. Brown, she's choking! (Ah!)
[01:25.76] Mr. Barbecue
[01:28.28] Our Mr. Barbecue
[01:30.73] Our Mr. Barbecue
[01:36.27] Weenies man
[01:41.75] Chicken-fried pork steaks
[01:46.90] Skinless, boneless chicken breasts
[01:51.53] Says Mr. Barbecue, wow
[01:59.96] Mrs. Brown is fine, and now it's time to dine
[02:02.28] Grab yourself a plate, the pork is really great
[02:04.75] You know, you never can be too careful with those under-cooked pork chops
[02:08.86] You could get some disease
[02:10.10] Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning, or drowned in a kiddie pool
[02:14.87] So don't be a fool
[02:16.24] Make sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a barbecue
[02:19.71] Says Mr. Barbecue
[02:22.28] Mr. Barbecue
[02:24.95] Our Mrs. Barbecue
[02:27.52] Yeah, Mr. Barbecue
[02:33.11] Weenies man
[02:38.15] Chicken-fried pork steaks
[02:43.61] Skinless, boneless chicken breasts
[02:48.38] Says Mr. Barbecue, wow
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