U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D.

So watcha say there Pearl?
D'ya wanna try a whirl?
Hear me knockin'
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pearl!
Pearl who?
Please let me go with you
Hear me knockin'
I hear you, you're knockin', it's shocking
I hope you're satisfied with what you've done
You could've had your choice, you took my only one
Come on Dinah, it's only fun
So quit crying, quit crying
I'm pumping iron

Hey Dinah, what's wrong?
C'mon girl why you cryin'?
You ain't got no reason
Don't cry, tell me why
I've been, gee it's awful
I know it's absurd
I've been, no I can't say it
I can't say the word

I've been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
I can't bring myself to say it, no siree
I'm a carriage with no marriage
I'm a van without a man
I've been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D

Was I corroded?
Or overloaded?
Maybe I shamed him
Who would have blamed him?
If he thought me second class
Went in search of chrome and brass
When to find some other fool like me

And I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
I can't seem to stop C.R.Y.I.N.G
People look at me and think
There she goes, the missing link
She's been U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D

And I'm just U.N.C.O.U.P.L.E.D
But I'll get my R.E.V.E.N.G.E
He'll come crawling back one day
Then I'll turn to him and say
Go away you B.A.S.T.A.R.D