The Greatest Love Song

[00:15.92] All I need is a catheter and lobotomy
[00:22.23] Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free
[00:28.65] Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land
[00:35.80] Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand
[00:42.11] It's a union made in heaven
[00:48.64] Everyone will attend a reception
[00:55.90] Consummate with no conception
[01:01.34] Our world will be perfection
[01:09.43] I'll have a hysterectomy
[01:14.87] And we'll live our lives problem-free
[01:22.11] No need to think independently
[01:28.43] Your vasectomy will make our world complete
[01:34.72] It's a union made in heaven
[01:42.03] Everyone will attend a reception
[01:48.31] Consummate with no conception
[01:54.64] Our world will be perfection
[02:01.88] We'll talk alike, we'll act alike
[02:04.50] We'll never fight
[02:08.18] We'll eat the same, dress the same
[02:10.98] We are the same
[02:14.55] Proverbial monogomy
[02:17.24] Ménage à trois - that's not for me
[02:20.89] We two are one, it's not for some
[02:24.45] But it's all that I need
[02:28.01] It's a union made in heaven
[02:34.40] Everyone will attend a reception
[02:41.45] Consummate with no conception
[02:47.72] Our world will be perfection
[02:58.52] It's the greatest love song (x7)
[03:42.84] It's the greatest, greatest love song
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