Mighty Penis Laser

[00:18.97] You can never see it
[00:21.23] Or keep it in a jar
[00:23.83] You cannot escape it
[00:25.94] Not even in your car
[00:28.67] It is not a mineral
[00:31.05] Animal or plant
[00:33.39] You will never find it
[00:35.58] Don't try because you can't
[00:38.23] Make it so it hurts your face
[00:41.46] Then touch it
[00:42.90] Spank it till it stinks
[00:45.07] And touch it baby
[00:47.88] Its weight doesn't matter
[00:50.11] Neither does its size
[00:52.57] If you look into it
[00:54.90] It burns out your eyes
[00:57.25] Do not breathe around it
[00:59.44] Sniffle, sneeze or cough
[01:02.05] If you were to touch it
[01:04.17] Your skin would sizzle off
[01:06.77] Make it so it hurts your face
[01:10.14] Then touch it
[01:11.48] Spank it till it stinks
[01:13.87] Touch it baby
[01:15.78] It's the Mighty Penis Laser
[01:20.84] The cause for every scream
[01:25.83] It is better than anything you've got
[01:30.68] Cause it's made out of a laser beam
[01:35.16] Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
[01:36.12] Bum bum bum
[01:36.87] Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
[01:38.12] Bum bum bum
[01:39.86] Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
[01:40.00] Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
[01:41.77] Bum-bum bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
[01:43.73] Bum bum bum
[01:44.86] Now is when the horror will be truly felt
[01:47.06] And the sick smell of death will soon be smelt
[01:49.31] It is a laser beam
[01:50.59] It will never be seen
[01:51.83] And its shit is far more flammable than gasoline
[01:54.42] Make it so it hurts your face, and touch it
[01:59.17] Spank it 'til it stinks
[02:01.52] Touch it baby
[02:04.03] It is incapable of reasoning
[02:06.44] This is the part where we sing
[02:08.73] Da da, dadada da
[02:13.59] Da da da da daaaa
[02:18.19] Da daaaaaa
[02:24.20] Da da da
[02:27.47] Ooooaaa
[02:32.16] It's the Mighty Penis Laser
[02:37.13] The cause for every scream
[02:42.14] It is better then anything you've got
[02:46.94] Cause it's made out of a laser beam
[02:51.42] Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
[02:52.57] Bum bum bum
[02:53.48] Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
[02:54.60] Bum bum bum
[02:55.24] Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
[02:56.40] Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
[02:58.97] Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
[03:00.06] Bum bum bum
[03:01.27] Da da, dadada da
[03:06.07] Da da da da daaaa
[03:10.73] Da daaaaaaa
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