Freddie Foothold

Hey Freddie, did you save the baseball team?
A run walking and a kiss from Norma Jean?
You get carried 'cross the campus
Knowing no-one's out to get you
Well whaddya know?

Hey Freddie did you come when nature called?
Pack a paddle, go and chase a waterfall?
Good looking out over the vista
Is that gaia getting closer?
Well whaddya know?

There goes your foothold
There goes your breath
There goes your body
There goes the rest

Hey Freddie, did you find some time alone?
Free the ranger and the green'll stain his bones
Head thrumming, legs numbing
Stainless nerves are finally melting, melting
Well whaddya know?

Hey Freddie, well you might've told a friend
You watch a chopper cross the sky from end to end
You deserved to never know
When no-one's out to get you
Well whaddya know?

There goes your foothold
There goes your breath
There goes your body
There goes the rest