A New Hope
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Here's the facts of the matter, see, kick all the fallacy
A long time ago, in a far away galaxy
Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team
Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor
Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
The rights I defend for
Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor
Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort
Import a new warrior to kill Sith Lords
It's outer space, so quit staying indoors
We've been poor, you dickfor
What's a dick for
Starships, cruisers, all meet defeat
So what it's a trap? Destroy the whole fleet
My R2's juiced dual Pentium thousands
A million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcons
Tatooine junkyards, looking for centaurs
Lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
Penalty from referees, handing out red cards
Energy crash from the blast of a Death Star
Calculate flight needs, starships behind me
Times three, might make the jump into lightspeed
Intergalactic chin-check playa
I turn down a blind date with Princess Leia
So what do you think, R2
I did too
No, for real
Her brother tried to set me up with her
Whatever
Too much pressure, they all might crack
Strike the Empire, Empire Strikes Back
It's the jump-off every time that the sabers draw
Later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
Come behind like you trail in the game
Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
We all need leaders, Yoda guides you
The Jedi's extinct, Yoda died too
Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
Right to the Knights of the Old-school Republic
Battle historian, valedictorian
I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorians
Heat it up fast, that's why I'm cooking more
Book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
Wrestle control, the Empire's vice grip
Rhyme sick, that's just an old Jedi mind trick
The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
Hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite
From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan
Double-cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
I mean, for real
How was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City
Dude's name is Land-o
Wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense
Shut up
Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
Star Wars, Part IV, here's A New Hope
Unfreeze Solo, and look, they don't notice yet
Grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
Overhang projectors, strangle the protectors
Telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
Force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
Marathon sprints for Imperial Walkers
It's more frightening to shock through the ocean
With Force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
The most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca
Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
High score, all sorts of alien life forms
Obi-Wan's bygones tie on to Qui-Gon
Who pushed 24s when he rolled in his Scion
Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire
You try conducting a sand people choir
A long time ago, in a far away galaxy
Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team
Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor
Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
The rights I defend for
Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor
Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort
Import a new warrior to kill Sith Lords
It's outer space, so quit staying indoors
We've been poor, you dickfor
What's a dick for
Starships, cruisers, all meet defeat
So what it's a trap? Destroy the whole fleet
My R2's juiced dual Pentium thousands
A million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcons
Tatooine junkyards, looking for centaurs
Lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
Penalty from referees, handing out red cards
Energy crash from the blast of a Death Star
Calculate flight needs, starships behind me
Times three, might make the jump into lightspeed
Intergalactic chin-check playa
I turn down a blind date with Princess Leia
So what do you think, R2
I did too
No, for real
Her brother tried to set me up with her
Whatever
Too much pressure, they all might crack
Strike the Empire, Empire Strikes Back
It's the jump-off every time that the sabers draw
Later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
Come behind like you trail in the game
Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
We all need leaders, Yoda guides you
The Jedi's extinct, Yoda died too
Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
Right to the Knights of the Old-school Republic
Battle historian, valedictorian
I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorians
Heat it up fast, that's why I'm cooking more
Book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
Wrestle control, the Empire's vice grip
Rhyme sick, that's just an old Jedi mind trick
The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
Hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite
From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan
Double-cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
I mean, for real
How was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City
Dude's name is Land-o
Wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense
Shut up
Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
Star Wars, Part IV, here's A New Hope
Unfreeze Solo, and look, they don't notice yet
Grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
Overhang projectors, strangle the protectors
Telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
Force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
Marathon sprints for Imperial Walkers
It's more frightening to shock through the ocean
With Force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
The most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca
Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
High score, all sorts of alien life forms
Obi-Wan's bygones tie on to Qui-Gon
Who pushed 24s when he rolled in his Scion
Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire
You try conducting a sand people choir
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.82] Here's the facts of the matter, see, kick all the fallacy
[00:24.62] A long time ago, in a far away galaxy
[00:27.33] Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team
[00:29.98] Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
[00:32.93] Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor
[00:35.20] Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
[00:39.12] The rights I defend for
[00:40.43] Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor
[00:43.28] Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort
[00:45.87] Import a new warrior to kill Sith Lords
[00:48.45] It's outer space, so quit staying indoors
[00:51.09] We've been poor, you dickfor
[00:52.73] What's a dick for
[00:53.87] Starships, cruisers, all meet defeat
[00:56.36] So what it's a trap? Destroy the whole fleet
[00:58.95] My R2's juiced dual Pentium thousands
[01:01.53] A million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcons
[01:04.35] Tatooine junkyards, looking for centaurs
[01:06.94] Lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
[01:09.51] Penalty from referees, handing out red cards
[01:12.16] Energy crash from the blast of a Death Star
[01:14.87] Calculate flight needs, starships behind me
[01:17.31] Times three, might make the jump into lightspeed
[01:20.08] Intergalactic chin-check playa
[01:22.65] I turn down a blind date with Princess Leia
[01:26.01] So what do you think, R2
[01:28.23] I did too
[01:29.91] No, for real
[01:31.27] Her brother tried to set me up with her
[01:34.39] Whatever
[01:35.99] Too much pressure, they all might crack
[01:38.59] Strike the Empire, Empire Strikes Back
[01:41.22] It's the jump-off every time that the sabers draw
[01:43.83] Later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
[01:46.78] Come behind like you trail in the game
[01:49.15] Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
[01:51.74] We all need leaders, Yoda guides you
[01:54.30] The Jedi's extinct, Yoda died too
[01:57.09] Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
[01:59.62] Right to the Knights of the Old-school Republic
[02:02.38] Battle historian, valedictorian
[02:04.95] I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorians
[02:07.62] Heat it up fast, that's why I'm cooking more
[02:10.11] Book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
[02:12.82] Wrestle control, the Empire's vice grip
[02:15.49] Rhyme sick, that's just an old Jedi mind trick
[02:18.17] The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
[02:20.75] Hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite
[02:23.34] From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan
[02:25.92] Double-cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
[02:29.16] I mean, for real
[02:30.40] How was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City
[02:33.48] Dude's name is Land-o
[02:35.66] Wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense
[02:38.49] Shut up
[02:39.34] Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
[02:41.88] Star Wars, Part IV, here's A New Hope
[02:44.52] Unfreeze Solo, and look, they don't notice yet
[02:47.15] Grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
[02:49.86] Overhang projectors, strangle the protectors
[02:52.31] Telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
[02:55.05] Force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
[02:57.65] Marathon sprints for Imperial Walkers
[03:00.33] It's more frightening to shock through the ocean
[03:02.88] With Force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
[03:05.64] Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
[03:08.19] The most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca
[03:10.92] Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
[03:13.54] High score, all sorts of alien life forms
[03:16.18] Obi-Wan's bygones tie on to Qui-Gon
[03:18.75] Who pushed 24s when he rolled in his Scion
[03:21.43] Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
[03:24.03] Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
[03:26.68] Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire
[03:29.35] You try conducting a sand people choir
[03:32.05]
[00:24.62] A long time ago, in a far away galaxy
[00:27.33] Clone war in zone four, deploy the battle team
[00:29.98] Shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
[00:32.93] Jump for joy for your choice in the splendor
[00:35.20] Or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
[00:39.12] The rights I defend for
[00:40.43] Put Reeboks on Ewoks and still invade Endor
[00:43.28] Blasters, pitchforks, no need to distort
[00:45.87] Import a new warrior to kill Sith Lords
[00:48.45] It's outer space, so quit staying indoors
[00:51.09] We've been poor, you dickfor
[00:52.73] What's a dick for
[00:53.87] Starships, cruisers, all meet defeat
[00:56.36] So what it's a trap? Destroy the whole fleet
[00:58.95] My R2's juiced dual Pentium thousands
[01:01.53] A million birds couldn't catch Millenium Falcons
[01:04.35] Tatooine junkyards, looking for centaurs
[01:06.94] Lightsaber mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
[01:09.51] Penalty from referees, handing out red cards
[01:12.16] Energy crash from the blast of a Death Star
[01:14.87] Calculate flight needs, starships behind me
[01:17.31] Times three, might make the jump into lightspeed
[01:20.08] Intergalactic chin-check playa
[01:22.65] I turn down a blind date with Princess Leia
[01:26.01] So what do you think, R2
[01:28.23] I did too
[01:29.91] No, for real
[01:31.27] Her brother tried to set me up with her
[01:34.39] Whatever
[01:35.99] Too much pressure, they all might crack
[01:38.59] Strike the Empire, Empire Strikes Back
[01:41.22] It's the jump-off every time that the sabers draw
[01:43.83] Later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
[01:46.78] Come behind like you trail in the game
[01:49.15] Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
[01:51.74] We all need leaders, Yoda guides you
[01:54.30] The Jedi's extinct, Yoda died too
[01:57.09] Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
[01:59.62] Right to the Knights of the Old-school Republic
[02:02.38] Battle historian, valedictorian
[02:04.95] I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorians
[02:07.62] Heat it up fast, that's why I'm cooking more
[02:10.11] Book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
[02:12.82] Wrestle control, the Empire's vice grip
[02:15.49] Rhyme sick, that's just an old Jedi mind trick
[02:18.17] The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
[02:20.75] Hibernate sickness like I'm frozen in carbonite
[02:23.34] From the Hoth system all the way into Michigan
[02:25.92] Double-cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
[02:29.16] I mean, for real
[02:30.40] How was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City
[02:33.48] Dude's name is Land-o
[02:35.66] Wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense
[02:38.49] Shut up
[02:39.34] Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
[02:41.88] Star Wars, Part IV, here's A New Hope
[02:44.52] Unfreeze Solo, and look, they don't notice yet
[02:47.15] Grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
[02:49.86] Overhang projectors, strangle the protectors
[02:52.31] Telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
[02:55.05] Force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
[02:57.65] Marathon sprints for Imperial Walkers
[03:00.33] It's more frightening to shock through the ocean
[03:02.88] With Force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
[03:05.64] Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
[03:08.19] The most famous Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca
[03:10.92] Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
[03:13.54] High score, all sorts of alien life forms
[03:16.18] Obi-Wan's bygones tie on to Qui-Gon
[03:18.75] Who pushed 24s when he rolled in his Scion
[03:21.43] Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
[03:24.03] Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
[03:26.68] Alderaan, Naboo, it's down to the wire
[03:29.35] You try conducting a sand people choir
[03:32.05]