Authenticity Trip

[00:00.00] (spoken) So people, this song is about a very special place that you can get your clothes washed
[00:08.03] It's called Bubble's of Teaneck
[00:12.54] Not just Bubble's, it's got the quiet dignity of also including the location
[00:21.74] I have to have the mic at the exact right height for this
[00:24.57] So this song's called "Authenticity Trip"
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[00:35.38] Yeah!
[00:36.06] I'm losin' my English accent
[00:39.19] Think of all the changes you put me through, girl
[00:43.03] Back against the pit boss again
[00:44.79] And now I'm fencin' with him
[00:46.44] With just a fountain pen
[00:48.29] You see, I'm dead as a dog
[00:50.05] From these one-night stands
[00:51.85] And now I'm in these classes
[00:53.26] Just to be your man
[00:54.93] I just wanted my big toe
[00:56.56] In the soft, soft sand
[00:58.19] Now I'm neck deep in the quick, quick
[01:01.65] So tell me are you ready
[01:03.03] For the bitter truth?
[01:04.63] Authenticity Trip
[01:06.20] Yes, 200-proof
[01:08.21] I keep it in the cupboard
[01:09.59] By your baby tooth
[01:11.08] That your mom saved
[01:12.70] I think your mommy's nice
[01:14.33] So tonight we're takin' a jet-plane 'round
[01:17.45] To somebody's house
[01:19.24] Out in the Hollywood Hills
[01:20.86] I said the Hollywood Hills
[01:22.40] Like I've been there before
[01:24.16] But I haven't in a while
[01:26.09] Or really at all
[01:27.33] Go!
[01:27.83] Someday I'll win
[01:29.12] I'm not Ichabod Crane
[01:31.01] And though dark my days
[01:32.46] I'll say until then
[01:34.27] Someday I'll win
[01:35.65] I'm not Ichabod Crane
[01:37.57] So mark it down
[01:38.86] While I say it again
[01:48.16] I'm stuck here
[01:49.54] In Bubble's of Teaneck
[01:51.00] Since you kicked me out
[01:52.10] It just seems like a good place to be
[01:54.89] Gonna get my head straight again
[01:57.06] With some guys with some time
[01:58.64] And some clothes that get cleaned
[02:00.79] We're dancin' in the window
[02:02.02] Like we like to dance
[02:03.52] Get a full head of steam
[02:05.14] In our waggled-up stance
[02:06.72] Cause tonight Sleepy Hollow's
[02:08.42] Just a few miles away
[02:10.00] With dramatic re-enactments
[02:11.67] And an overnight stay
[02:13.16] Go!
[02:13.50] Someday I'll win
[02:14.82] I'm not Ichabod Crane
[02:16.75] And though dark my days
[02:18.29] I'll say until then
[02:20.04] Someday I'll win
[02:21.32] I'm not Ichabod Crane
[02:23.28] So mark it down
[02:24.52] While I say it again
[02:26.48] Someday I'll win
[02:27.68] I'm not Ichabod Crane
[02:29.60] And though dark my days
[02:31.13] I'll say until then
[02:32.84] Someday I'll win
[02:34.05] I'm not Ichabod Crane
[02:36.05] So mark it down
[02:37.29] While I say it again
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[02:53.84] (spoken) So people, a month from now--New Year's Eve
[02:59.06] We're gonna be here, ladies and gentlemen. New Year's Eve
[03:04.38] Special late show, the night after that we're gonna be performing Flood in its entirety, ladies and gentlemen
[03:13.82] And the night after that we're selling tickets, but we're not gonna show up
[03:19.38] Don't tell anybody. Last New York show, total wipeout
[03:26.23] Did you hear what happened to those guys? It was so fucked up
[03:30.46] That's right, we've been settin' up this scam for 33 years. It was the perfect crime
[03:41.32] 700 people outside in the cold. The opening act is Sly Stone
[03:49.66] Yeah. But he's acually there! Yeah, he actually showed up
[03:54.42] Killer set. Solid 35 minutes. Got off on time
[04:02.20] TMB No-show
[04:08.40] But anyway, I digress. Thinking of my dreams
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