Mistletoe Alert
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β±οΈ 3:09 duration
π ID: 16352310
π Lyrics
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
I wanna party to remember
The best of this New York December
A fabulous and perfect fact
A party no one will forget
The catering will be sublime
One of those waiters is more than fine
I hope the guests will be impressed
At least I won't be underdressed
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
The holidays are a difficult time for me
So I prepare for the coming onslaught
Of eggnog and office parties
Of shopping and ice-skating
With copious amounts of drugs and alcohol
To dull the screaming
And if the party starts to waver
I hope someone bring party favors
Or at least something risquΓ©
A little naughty
Or a little gay
You look like shit
Are you okay?
I think it's too much red
It's making me anxious
Are you on something?
I think I may be hallucinating
Well then find a bathroom, Bateman
Splash some water on your face, throw up
Do something
Yeah, yeah I'll see you in hell motherfucker
I'll put some X in the eggnog
Wait for a while
The girls relax
All the girls start to smile
I'll open a gram
Watch them go
Now you see why Santa
Loves the snow
(Mistletoe) Some fucking leaves
(Mistletoe) Above the door
(Mistletoe) Can wait until the girls
Are nailed to the floor
Mistletoe alert
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
I wanna party to remember
The best of this New York December
A fabulous and perfect fact
A party no one will forget
The catering will be sublime
One of those waiters is more than fine
I hope the guests will be impressed
At least I won't be underdressed
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
Mistletoe
Mistletoe alert
The holidays are a difficult time for me
So I prepare for the coming onslaught
Of eggnog and office parties
Of shopping and ice-skating
With copious amounts of drugs and alcohol
To dull the screaming
And if the party starts to waver
I hope someone bring party favors
Or at least something risquΓ©
A little naughty
Or a little gay
You look like shit
Are you okay?
I think it's too much red
It's making me anxious
Are you on something?
I think I may be hallucinating
Well then find a bathroom, Bateman
Splash some water on your face, throw up
Do something
Yeah, yeah I'll see you in hell motherfucker
I'll put some X in the eggnog
Wait for a while
The girls relax
All the girls start to smile
I'll open a gram
Watch them go
Now you see why Santa
Loves the snow
(Mistletoe) Some fucking leaves
(Mistletoe) Above the door
(Mistletoe) Can wait until the girls
Are nailed to the floor
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.38] Mistletoe
[00:12.16] Mistletoe alert
[00:16.45] Mistletoe
[00:20.33] Mistletoe alert
[00:24.95] I wanna party to remember
[00:28.71] The best of this New York December
[00:33.08] A fabulous and perfect fact
[00:36.65] A party no one will forget
[00:40.99] The catering will be sublime
[00:44.63] One of those waiters is more than fine
[00:48.98] I hope the guests will be impressed
[00:52.71] At least I won't be underdressed
[00:56.87] Mistletoe
[01:00.86] Mistletoe alert
[01:04.96] Mistletoe
[01:09.02] Mistletoe alert
[01:17.65] The holidays are a difficult time for me
[01:21.63] So I prepare for the coming onslaught
[01:23.62] Of eggnog and office parties
[01:26.05] Of shopping and ice-skating
[01:27.90] With copious amounts of drugs and alcohol
[01:30.60] To dull the screaming
[01:33.42] And if the party starts to waver
[01:37.72] I hope someone bring party favors
[01:41.73] Or at least something risquΓ©
[01:45.50] A little naughty
[01:47.78] Or a little gay
[01:50.28] You look like shit
[01:52.25] Are you okay?
[01:53.91] I think it's too much red
[01:55.93] It's making me anxious
[01:57.95] Are you on something?
[01:59.76] I think I may be hallucinating
[02:02.19] Well then find a bathroom, Bateman
[02:04.59] Splash some water on your face, throw up
[02:06.80] Do something
[02:08.39] Yeah, yeah I'll see you in hell motherfucker
[02:12.86] I'll put some X in the eggnog
[02:18.54] Wait for a while
[02:22.50] The girls relax
[02:25.49] All the girls start to smile
[02:30.64] I'll open a gram
[02:35.01] Watch them go
[02:39.07] Now you see why Santa
[02:43.20] Loves the snow
[02:46.07] (Mistletoe) Some fucking leaves
[02:49.99] (Mistletoe) Above the door
[02:54.04] (Mistletoe) Can wait until the girls
[02:57.80] Are nailed to the floor
[03:01.81]
[00:12.16] Mistletoe alert
[00:16.45] Mistletoe
[00:20.33] Mistletoe alert
[00:24.95] I wanna party to remember
[00:28.71] The best of this New York December
[00:33.08] A fabulous and perfect fact
[00:36.65] A party no one will forget
[00:40.99] The catering will be sublime
[00:44.63] One of those waiters is more than fine
[00:48.98] I hope the guests will be impressed
[00:52.71] At least I won't be underdressed
[00:56.87] Mistletoe
[01:00.86] Mistletoe alert
[01:04.96] Mistletoe
[01:09.02] Mistletoe alert
[01:17.65] The holidays are a difficult time for me
[01:21.63] So I prepare for the coming onslaught
[01:23.62] Of eggnog and office parties
[01:26.05] Of shopping and ice-skating
[01:27.90] With copious amounts of drugs and alcohol
[01:30.60] To dull the screaming
[01:33.42] And if the party starts to waver
[01:37.72] I hope someone bring party favors
[01:41.73] Or at least something risquΓ©
[01:45.50] A little naughty
[01:47.78] Or a little gay
[01:50.28] You look like shit
[01:52.25] Are you okay?
[01:53.91] I think it's too much red
[01:55.93] It's making me anxious
[01:57.95] Are you on something?
[01:59.76] I think I may be hallucinating
[02:02.19] Well then find a bathroom, Bateman
[02:04.59] Splash some water on your face, throw up
[02:06.80] Do something
[02:08.39] Yeah, yeah I'll see you in hell motherfucker
[02:12.86] I'll put some X in the eggnog
[02:18.54] Wait for a while
[02:22.50] The girls relax
[02:25.49] All the girls start to smile
[02:30.64] I'll open a gram
[02:35.01] Watch them go
[02:39.07] Now you see why Santa
[02:43.20] Loves the snow
[02:46.07] (Mistletoe) Some fucking leaves
[02:49.99] (Mistletoe) Above the door
[02:54.04] (Mistletoe) Can wait until the girls
[02:57.80] Are nailed to the floor
[03:01.81]