Balcony Man Live At Sydney Opera House

[00:00.03] Alright
[00:03.89] Okay, this song
[00:06.52] This thing happens when we play this song
[00:09.74] All over the world
[00:11.82] It has the word balcony in it
[00:15.42] Because it's called "Balcony Man"
[00:19.07] And when I sing the word balcony in theatres that have balconies
[00:27.67] All over the world, overseas, literally
[00:34.55] The people in the balconies lose their fucking shit
[00:39.55]
[00:45.91] It sounds like a dumb idea, but they're doing it all over the world
[00:53.98] So like balcony
[00:58.93] They do it louder than that, overseas
[01:03.49] They did it louder than that in fuckin' Castlemaine
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[01:11.93] Balcony
[01:15.13] There we go
[01:19.67] What am I to believe?
[01:23.39] I'm the balcony man
[01:28.31] Where everything is ordinary until it's not
[01:32.91] I'm the motherfuckin' balcony man
[01:41.73] I am two hundred pounds of packed ice
[01:46.22] Sitting on a chair in the morning sun
[01:49.50] I'm puttin' on my tap dancing shoes
[01:53.30] My lap dancing shoes in the morning sun
[02:00.47] I'm the balcony man, I'm Fred Astaire
[02:08.66] You think you have a plan 'til I hit the stairs
[02:12.25] I'm two hundred pound bag of blood and bone
[02:17.41] Leaking on your favourite chair
[02:19.88] I put on my lap dancing shoes
[02:23.71] In the morning sun
[02:29.22] This morning is amazing and so are you
[02:33.64] This morning is amazing and so are you
[02:37.65] This morning is amazing and so are you
[02:44.41] In the morning sun
[02:50.75] What am I to think on this balcony, Fred?
[02:56.48] Where everything is amazing that stays in bed
[03:00.23] I'm a two hundred pound octopus under a sheet
[03:04.66] Dancing 'round your world with my hands and feet
[03:08.86] And this much I know to be true
[03:12.90] Yeah, this much I know to be true
[03:17.03] And this much I know to be true
[03:20.96] Yeah, this much I know to be true
[03:24.88] This morning is amazing and so are you
[03:29.35] This morning is amazing and so are you
[03:33.07] This morning is amazing and so are you
[03:37.10] This morning is amazing and so are you
[03:41.18] This morning is amazing and so are you
[03:45.04] This morning is amazing and so are you
[03:48.60] You're languid and lovely and lazy
[03:54.87] And what doesn't kill you
[04:00.56] Just makes you crazier
[04:08.63] Oh, yeah
[04:14.40] I'm the balcony man
[04:22.26] I'm the balcony man
[04:30.12] I'm the balcony man
[04:55.88] Thank you, good night
[04:57.91] Thank you, Sydney
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