Love Song [Explicit]

I'm in love
With a girl
And she's beautiful.
She's a dew drop, on a rose
Betwixt a new born baby's toes
I'm in love!

That's pretty fucking good actually

Come on

I'm in love
With a girl
And she's beautiful
She's the sunlight through the window
Of the florist on a rainbow
In the clouds

That was really good actually

BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!

She's in my heart!

She's on my brain

She lives at 26 Wigans Lane, Glen Iris

What?
Did you say 26 Wigans Lane...?

Glen Iris, yeah

*Chokes*, That's where my girlfriend lives

*softly* That's where my girlfriend lives
...shit...

Randy, you know what this means don't you?

*gasps*

WE'RE DATING HOUSEMATES, WAYOOO!!

I see her on the weekends

She sees me through the week

She works Monday to Friday

On the weekends we don't speak

Well that explains why I've never seen you there

*laugh*

Conflicting schedules!

Coz for a second I thought we were both -

Woah-oh-oh-oh

Don't go there sister, hahahaha, ahhhh

She's got a small tattoo
Of a snow-leopard
Flying through the jungle...

On her (both continue to say the next lines at the same time)

Left

Right

Thigh

Oh what are the odds

And she's also got a tattoo
Of a snow-leopard flying through the jungle
...On her other thigh

And she's got a small scar
From an ingrown hair
Just to the left of her
Right areola

*Whines*

And she tastes like honey

And she smells like wine

She's my dirty little bunny
And I call her mine

And she calls me Randy

And she calls me Sammy

I really should've picked that up