Medical School Admissions

[00:08.20] Your UCAS form was full of lies
[00:10.00] You didn't win the english prize
[00:12.76] Your never worked all summer as a volunteer
[00:17.33] Your grade eight flute did not exist
[00:19.26] You never read new scientist
[00:22.02] But that doesn't matter for your chosen career
[00:26.65] You gotta be
[00:27.55] You gotta be white
[00:28.48] You gotta be posh
[00:29.47] You gotta play rugby
[00:32.27] And if you're a girl
[00:33.27] You've got to be hideously ugly
[00:36.96] You gotta drink beer
[00:37.82] You gotta be arrogant wankers
[00:41.51] All I know is that's how you're all here today
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