To Cut a Long Story Short
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⏱️ 2:46 duration
🆔 ID: 16434293
📜 Lyrics
Oh, I had a woman that loved me true
To cut a long story short
We got married on our honeymoon
To cut a long story short
Now we're together, I'm afraid no more
To cut a long story short
Like billions of other people, we're divorced
To cut a long story short
I don't believe that you can possibly
Give more than you get
Unless you talk about taxation
And the money that you care to bet
When I've got a problem I wanna solve
To cut a long story short
I simply go out and have a game of golf
To cut a long story short
But I read a book that the book was great
To cut a long story short
It got a fine class of people like the chambermaid
To cut a long story short
I don't see how you could possibly
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man, you really got to sweat
Bo-lum, bum-bum
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
I don't believe that you can possibly
Give more than you get
Unless you talk about taxation
And the money that you care to bet
Oh, I've got a girlfriend, her name is Jill
To cut a long story short
She doesn't take chances, so she takes the pill
To cut a long story short
For I'm really positive that she is mine
To cut a long story short
Now I'm getting married for the second time
To cut a long story short
I don't see how you could possibly
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man, you really got to sweat
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
To cut a long story short
We got married on our honeymoon
To cut a long story short
Now we're together, I'm afraid no more
To cut a long story short
Like billions of other people, we're divorced
To cut a long story short
I don't believe that you can possibly
Give more than you get
Unless you talk about taxation
And the money that you care to bet
When I've got a problem I wanna solve
To cut a long story short
I simply go out and have a game of golf
To cut a long story short
But I read a book that the book was great
To cut a long story short
It got a fine class of people like the chambermaid
To cut a long story short
I don't see how you could possibly
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man, you really got to sweat
Bo-lum, bum-bum
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
I don't believe that you can possibly
Give more than you get
Unless you talk about taxation
And the money that you care to bet
Oh, I've got a girlfriend, her name is Jill
To cut a long story short
She doesn't take chances, so she takes the pill
To cut a long story short
For I'm really positive that she is mine
To cut a long story short
Now I'm getting married for the second time
To cut a long story short
I don't see how you could possibly
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man, you really got to sweat
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
Duh-dum, duh, duh
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.47] Oh, I had a woman that loved me true
[00:12.85] To cut a long story short
[00:15.99] We got married on our honeymoon
[00:18.28] To cut a long story short
[00:21.03] Now we're together, I'm afraid no more
[00:23.16] To cut a long story short
[00:25.80] Like billions of other people, we're divorced
[00:28.37] To cut a long story short
[00:31.38] I don't believe that you can possibly
[00:33.92] Give more than you get
[00:35.87] Unless you talk about taxation
[00:38.61] And the money that you care to bet
[00:41.55] When I've got a problem I wanna solve
[00:44.14] To cut a long story short
[00:46.85] I simply go out and have a game of golf
[00:49.47] To cut a long story short
[00:51.87] But I read a book that the book was great
[00:54.64] To cut a long story short
[00:56.87] It got a fine class of people like the chambermaid
[00:59.67] To cut a long story short
[01:02.18] I don't see how you could possibly
[01:05.03] Take what you can get
[01:07.03] When to get what you take
[01:09.88] And man, you really got to sweat
[01:12.56] Bo-lum, bum-bum
[01:14.32] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
[01:17.77] Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
[01:27.64]
[01:33.72] I don't believe that you can possibly
[01:36.16] Give more than you get
[01:38.10] Unless you talk about taxation
[01:41.17] And the money that you care to bet
[01:43.83] Oh, I've got a girlfriend, her name is Jill
[01:46.06] To cut a long story short
[01:49.06] She doesn't take chances, so she takes the pill
[01:50.81] To cut a long story short
[01:54.19] For I'm really positive that she is mine
[01:56.73] To cut a long story short
[01:59.12] Now I'm getting married for the second time
[02:01.87] To cut a long story short
[02:04.32] I don't see how you could possibly
[02:06.83] Take what you can get
[02:08.84] When to get what you take
[02:12.14] And man, you really got to sweat
[02:14.50] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:16.20] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:19.59] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:21.16] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:24.76] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:26.73] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:29.74] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:31.44] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:34.72] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:36.67] Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:39.88] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:40.75]
[00:12.85] To cut a long story short
[00:15.99] We got married on our honeymoon
[00:18.28] To cut a long story short
[00:21.03] Now we're together, I'm afraid no more
[00:23.16] To cut a long story short
[00:25.80] Like billions of other people, we're divorced
[00:28.37] To cut a long story short
[00:31.38] I don't believe that you can possibly
[00:33.92] Give more than you get
[00:35.87] Unless you talk about taxation
[00:38.61] And the money that you care to bet
[00:41.55] When I've got a problem I wanna solve
[00:44.14] To cut a long story short
[00:46.85] I simply go out and have a game of golf
[00:49.47] To cut a long story short
[00:51.87] But I read a book that the book was great
[00:54.64] To cut a long story short
[00:56.87] It got a fine class of people like the chambermaid
[00:59.67] To cut a long story short
[01:02.18] I don't see how you could possibly
[01:05.03] Take what you can get
[01:07.03] When to get what you take
[01:09.88] And man, you really got to sweat
[01:12.56] Bo-lum, bum-bum
[01:14.32] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
[01:17.77] Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-duh-duh
[01:27.64]
[01:33.72] I don't believe that you can possibly
[01:36.16] Give more than you get
[01:38.10] Unless you talk about taxation
[01:41.17] And the money that you care to bet
[01:43.83] Oh, I've got a girlfriend, her name is Jill
[01:46.06] To cut a long story short
[01:49.06] She doesn't take chances, so she takes the pill
[01:50.81] To cut a long story short
[01:54.19] For I'm really positive that she is mine
[01:56.73] To cut a long story short
[01:59.12] Now I'm getting married for the second time
[02:01.87] To cut a long story short
[02:04.32] I don't see how you could possibly
[02:06.83] Take what you can get
[02:08.84] When to get what you take
[02:12.14] And man, you really got to sweat
[02:14.50] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:16.20] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:19.59] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:21.16] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:24.76] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:26.73] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:29.74] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:31.44] Duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:34.72] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:36.67] Duh-duh, duh-duh-duh, dah-di-dah-dah
[02:39.88] Duh-dum, duh, duh
[02:40.75]