Hoarder

[00:04.39] i've got copies of everything
[00:06.24] every pressing every color
[00:08.74] even the penis-shaped picture disc
[00:10.89] so i'm not the only dick
[00:13.69] put that down!
[00:17.05] don't get fingerprints on the cover
[00:18.64] every record is my lover
[00:20.61] every rarity i've pursued
[00:22.33] is fondled nightly when i'm nude
[00:26.56] i'm a whore for vinyl
[00:30.75] need more
[00:32.15] still need the limited metal box
[00:33.91] and the LP hole is small enough for my cock
[00:38.26] my possessions, owning these goods
[00:41.50] makes up for my lack of manhood
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