All Jacked Up

[00:06.01] Hey yeah!
[00:11.61] Well five thirty P.M. rolls around
[00:15.94] There's a little old joint outside of town
[00:17.96] I only got time for a couple of beers
[00:20.02] And a jukebox song ringing in my ear
[00:22.12] The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring
[00:24.23] Shots are flowing, got me stoned man
[00:26.31] All I really know is that I should be going
[00:28.17] But I'm soaking up the moment
[00:30.22] I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
[00:32.73] Don't believe I've ever had this much
[00:35.93] One thing I've learned when you get tore up
[00:38.48] Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
[00:40.85]
[00:43.15] It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
[00:44.99] ? What the hell, I'll have one more shot?
[00:46.84] Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
[00:48.69] Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
[00:50.77] 'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue
[00:52.58] 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
[00:54.68] Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
[00:56.50] I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due
[00:58.53] 'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
[01:01.17] Don't believe I've ever had this much
[01:04.46] One thing I've learned when you get tore up
[01:06.66] Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
[01:08.10]
[01:20.21] ? Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here?
[01:22.24] That's what they said when I got my last beer
[01:24.12] Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock
[01:26.17] I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
[01:27.71] So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
[01:29.75] Hurt my elbow, got me in though
[01:31.88] Two foot later backed into the light pole
[01:33.63] All the town folk got a good show
[01:35.49] All jacked up
[01:36.85] (All jacked up)
[01:38.06] All jacked up
[01:40.28]
[02:34.21] (All jacked up)
[02:36.48] Don't believe I've ever had this much
[02:39.77] One thing I've learned when you get tore up
[02:42.49] Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
[02:44.41] Jacked up
[02:45.50] (All jacked up)
[02:47.02] (All jacked up)
[02:49.19] Woo
[02:52.16] One thing I've learned when you get tore up
[02:53.72] Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
[02:55.43] One thing I've learned when you get tore up
[02:57.15] Don't drive your car
[03:00.10] Don't start no stuff in no bar
[03:02.41] Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
[03:05.54] When you're all
[03:08.10] Jacked up
[03:09.74] (All jacked up)
[03:10.72] All jacked up
[03:11.77] (All jacked up)
[03:12.61] All jacked up
[03:13.63] (All jacked up)
[03:14.52] All jacked up
[03:16.83] (All jacked up)
[03:17.51] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:20.34] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:21.38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:21.62]