Ode to the Bouncer (Radio Edit)

[00:00.89] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
[00:07.20] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
[00:18.91] No, I haven't had no dope
[00:21.62] Lift up the velvet rope
[00:23.42] Mr. Doorman, stop teasing
[00:25.20] I'm freezing out here
[00:27.09] See, I've got friends inside
[00:28.96] It's my birthday tonight
[00:31.66] And I'm not wearing trainers
[00:33.45] Not to mention knickers
[00:35.21] It's futile to debate
[00:37.07] With St. Peter at the gate
[00:38.81] Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
[00:42.42] 'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door
[00:50.54] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
[00:57.74] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
[01:05.91] Bouncer
[01:06.85] Hey Bouncer
[01:09.58] Bouncer
[01:11.33] Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
[01:13.16] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
[01:14.05] Bouncer
[01:15.89] Hey Bouncer
[01:24.02] Ooh, Bouncer
[01:25.86] Empowered and aroused
[01:27.67] I see it in your trousers
[01:29.45] And in the way you browse her
[01:32.16] Look, she's in!
[01:33.00] What?
[01:33.97] Her dress is up to waterline
[01:35.73] The bitch is clearly borderline
[01:37.50] Nose as white as Snow White's in moonlight
[01:40.27] We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door
[01:47.55] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
[01:56.52] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
[02:04.60] Bouncer
[02:05.55] Hey Bouncer
[02:08.21] Bouncer
[02:10.07] Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
[02:11.82] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
[02:12.76] Bouncer
[02:13.69] Hey Bouncer
[02:17.39] Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
[02:20.07] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
[02:27.81] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
[02:35.93] So you can play karate
[02:38.61] You thick illiterati
[02:40.42] I'm a black belt in life
[02:41.38] So go home to your ugly wife
[02:44.00] You forgot in your wisdom
[02:45.85] The window to the ladies' room
[02:47.65] A whole new possibility
[02:49.45] For a cat like me
[02:51.25] Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
[02:58.48] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
[03:06.62] Bouncer
[03:08.42] Hey Bouncer
[03:10.23] Bouncer
[03:12.98] (Whoo-ooou)
[03:13.83] Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer
[03:14.70] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
[03:16.52] Bouncer
[03:17.43] Hey Bouncer
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