Iron Woman

It's hard to live in a basement
And not get carried away
When you're a caveman on the pavement in the U.S.A.
A light head in the headlights
Staring temporarily stunned
Three whole weeks spent throwing matchsticks at the sun

Iron woman
They're amazed that we managed to stay afloat
Iron woman
Seven days at the bow of a wobbly boat on the Northern Atlantic
Sailing off for enemy shore
We packed up our black axe and our rucksacks back in 794
But once we conquered the mainland
She made some high society friends
I never heard one word from my Viking girl again

Iron woman
Fell in love with the General's shiny stars
Iron woman
What happened to the rhino I know?

Iron woman
Wrestle off all the rivets around your heart
Iron woman
I can still draw your picture in the dark