Guide For The Married Man

[00:10.88] What we need in the world today
[00:14.07] Is a guide for the married man
[00:17.75] Some simple thing that in every way
[00:20.89] Would provide for the harried man
[00:24.93] Help him not to worry
[00:28.37] Assist him to relax
[00:32.16] Help him slow his heart rate
[00:35.25] And spare him cardiacs
[00:39.03] Such a guide would in many ways
[00:42.15] Turn the tide for the married man
[00:45.74] Enable husbands to fill their days
[00:49.30] As only the married can
[00:52.96] Every man would praise it
[00:56.17] It's such a splendid plan
[00:59.91] Someday soon we shall point with pride
[01:03.08] To the guide for the married man
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[01:24.55] By the side of the married man
[01:27.21] It is the lady who shares his life
[01:31.33] You help the bride of the married man
[01:34.51] By removing the husband's strife
[01:38.37] Every wife who's truthful
[01:41.59] Who treasures married bliss
[01:45.19] Must keep her husband youthful
[01:48.59] What better way than this?
[01:52.32] Each and every device we know
[01:55.23] Should be tried for the married man
[01:59.28] But who can question the debt he'll owe
[02:02.25] To the guide for the married man
[02:06.14] List things universal
[02:09.60] From Pittsburgh to Japan
[02:13.20] Every man can be satisfied
[02:16.42] By the guide for the married man
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